MrBishop
Well-Known Member
The latest from the rumour mill concerns the wicked international triad formed by three of our more well known members of OTC, namely Tonksy, Nixy and their perpetual slave Stop_Laughing. Working under the cover of merely posting on the Lunatic Lounge, this trio of wannabe-dictators have begun forming a cryptic alphanumeric triskellion which, when completed, will reduce all members of OTC and eventually the world into their willing sex slaves.
The recent addition of Tonksy into the fold has sped up the timeline of their world-domination scheme due to her phenomenal skill at posting threads in the hundreds without stopping to even sleep.
Nixy’s dancing mouse, although seemingly a mere distraction from what’s going on under cover, is in actuality bouncing about in a rhythm calculated to change the viewers heartbeat to a slower pattern, thus lessening the amount of blood reaching the viewers brain. This deadening of brain cells is calculated to not only render the world numbingly stupid but also more prone to the draw of the Internet and OTC.
Finally, Stop_Laughing’s mere name is meant as a test ‘suggestion’ to viewers, forcing members to post increasingly serious threads. It is well known that laughing while engaging in sex is distracting and thus not a desirable skill in sex-slaves.
While this reporter hopes that their nefarious plot does not work out, I do hope that when this effort comes into fruition, that I can be an effective sl….er…what was I saying? Umh…
I forgot..oh well, couldn’t have been that important.
The recent addition of Tonksy into the fold has sped up the timeline of their world-domination scheme due to her phenomenal skill at posting threads in the hundreds without stopping to even sleep.
Nixy’s dancing mouse, although seemingly a mere distraction from what’s going on under cover, is in actuality bouncing about in a rhythm calculated to change the viewers heartbeat to a slower pattern, thus lessening the amount of blood reaching the viewers brain. This deadening of brain cells is calculated to not only render the world numbingly stupid but also more prone to the draw of the Internet and OTC.
Finally, Stop_Laughing’s mere name is meant as a test ‘suggestion’ to viewers, forcing members to post increasingly serious threads. It is well known that laughing while engaging in sex is distracting and thus not a desirable skill in sex-slaves.
While this reporter hopes that their nefarious plot does not work out, I do hope that when this effort comes into fruition, that I can be an effective sl….er…what was I saying? Umh…
I forgot..oh well, couldn’t have been that important.
I am your slave!
