The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[outside looking in]

Rules: post three to five words per post. Keep sentences somewhat grammatical, using periods to denote the end of a sentence so others don't just keep rambling on. Um... that's it I guess.

 

[outside looking in]

One cloudy day

 

[Gilbert]

, i humped Leslie on-teh lawn.

 

[outside looking in]

leslie, Gilbert's favorite pet goat,

 

[outside looking in]

was given to him three

 

[Luis G]

truly disapointed her,

 

[outside looking in]

years ago by his uncle.

 

[outside looking in]

Suddenly, Gilbert fell dead.

 

[Luis G]

(post crash, keep on osli)

 

[Gilbert]

But Gilbert awoke

 

[Gilbert]

from teh bad dream.

 

[Gilbert]

and found hiz darling leslie

 

[Gilbert]

giving soft kizzes on his protrusion.

 

[MitchSchaft]

I want greenfreak's ...

 

[outside looking in]

red balloon. It has

 

[outside looking in]

become apparent that

 

[outside looking in]

Gilbert can't count.

 

[MuFu]

Flatulent porcupines...

 

[outside looking in]

invaded Gilbert's campsite, and

 

[MitchSchaft]

each post should