The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[tarez]

with the Mrs because its all so much fun.

 

[Ardsgaine]

But the seven sex slaves sailed south, seeking succulent

 

[BadBrain]

subservient Succubi sloshed on Sangria from San Salvador. Subservient Succubi so celebrated for their scintillating Sumo style would

 

[Ardsgaine]

shimmy sensually across Marouk's dance floor, their wings flapping in time with their

 

[tarez]

bodasious bang bow bongos

 

[tarez]

and in answer bash their bellies with the bad bongo beat of bangcok!

 

[outside looking in]

Naturally, it hurts when you bang cock on the dance floor, but

 

[Kawaii]

the subservient Succubi take care of that, as long as
(couldn't resist digging up this 2-year-old thread... KK needs this thread)

 

[Raven]

you have sufficient sacrificial beer on tap

 

[Oz]

seven succubi slurped salubriously, suddenly

 

[Gato_Solo]

seven salacious satyr showed up on the scene...

 

[tonksy]

slovenly salavating at the sight of the sucking succubi...

 

[Raven]

suddenly started to swing..

 

[fury]

Then, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and a Pollock...

 

[staffrodore]

Complete with overpriced velcro shoes

 

[DrewBaranski]

...started a soccer riot, smoked chokes, drank a bunch of lager, had an All-American Slam from Denny's, stole a tractor, and rode away from the Germans, screaming something about a large hot dog stuck in a trailer park.

 

[Professur]

After which, the Pollock said to the Scot

 

[chcr]

"Have you seen my new velcro shoes," at which point

 

[Gato_Solo]

The thread disappeared, only to return after almost a year...

 

[unclehobart]

How about after two more years and then some?