The unbelievably long story thread, part one

subservient Succubi sloshed on Sangria from San Salvador. Subservient Succubi so celebrated for their scintillating Sumo style would
the subservient Succubi take care of that, as long as
(couldn't resist digging up this 2-year-old thread... KK needs this thread)
...started a soccer riot, smoked chokes, drank a bunch of lager, had an All-American Slam from Denny's, stole a tractor, and rode away from the Germans, screaming something about a large hot dog stuck in a trailer park.