The unbelievably long story thread, part one

Justintime · Jul 3, 2002

but the great Marouk had a weird

ris · Jul 3, 2002

beard that sprouted in strange directions

Justintime · Jul 3, 2002

and he had a dislike for

ris · Jul 3, 2002

small, evil tasting cheesy poofs, especially

Justintime · Jul 3, 2002

the ones the elves made

ris · Jul 3, 2002

from bits of carpet fluff and polystyrene.

Justintime · Jul 3, 2002

so he declared war and

ris · Jul 3, 2002

began an offensive action, until his mum saw,

Justintime · Jul 3, 2002

she called him back to the homefront and spanked him then

ris · Jul 3, 2002

his return was greeted with great ceremony

Justintime · Jul 3, 2002

and some boos about his surrending to mother, but he

ris · Jul 3, 2002

still their leader and they knew they would follow him.

tarez · Jul 4, 2002

Thus began the mother challenge of japan sumo's which

Justintime · Jul 4, 2002

brought the great sumos from the planet of zandor, and boy were they

ris · Jul 4, 2002

big haired 80s freaks,

Justintime · Jul 4, 2002

and one had a belly too fit to be a sumo, thus he was watched with great

ris · Jul 5, 2002

reverence, and even fear, for those of girth

BadBrain · Jul 6, 2002

so svelte must have great courage, or skills, or be totally

Leslie · Jul 6, 2002

well hung.

Ardsgaine · Jul 7, 2002

Yet he was Japanese, so