The unbelievably long story thread, part one

[ris]

the paying public. it seemed inconceivable in teh beginning but

 

[Guest]

while Ris was spelling like AER

 

[MuFu]

, Bananaman (aka Eric) was saving lives around the world. On one occasion, Bananaman came to the rescue when The Queen of England was unfortunate enough to have an accident involving

 

[Guest]

a bus full of nuns on their way to a Harry Chapin concert

 

[Justintime]

whilst in the great east the great Marouk of Japan was plotting against

 

[ris]

aeris, the world-class typist.

 

[Guest]

Planning to have him plow the fields of

 

[Justintime]

endor, where the whacked elves of killion would

 

[BadBrain]

keep hope alive that elves could make good Sumo wrestlers and defeat Marouk of Japan in the ring.

 

[tarez]

However everyone knwos elves are to damn skinny and love self love to much to do anything productive in nature except to spread their seed on the tree leaves, so

 

[Justintime]

they hired sumo wrestler kiolin Jsalook the great blob wonder from

 

[tarez]

Turkey with great powers of the mind and

 

[Guest]

a dancing style that puts John Travolta to shame

 

[ris]

, especially the cheesy dance boogie.

 

[BadBrain]

Kiolin was finding it quite difficult to adjust to life in the elvin village. The elves

 

[ris]

only danced the cha-cha

 

[Justintime]

and had laws against dancing the

 

[ris]

funky chicken and the thrash rock stomp

 

[Justintime]

but they always loved a good

 

[ris]

rhumba and slow-dance salsa.