Things not to say on your wedding night...

[MuFu]

you are bear with wide canyon.

 

[Mare]

Boy hon that champainge really got to me-Do you mind if the best man comes with us?

 

[Mare]

SHIT-you didnt tell me we were going to motel hell-have to put a damn quarter in the freakin bed....

 

[truckerdirt]

ok, i'm nekkid...now what do i do?

 

[SexyBoo]

Of course I want you baby.... I'm going to sleep now - good night!

 

[AlphaTroll]

It's cute.........where's the rest of it?

You made it - you sleep in it.

Daddy doesn't do it like this.

Have you seen the batteries for my vibrator?

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *point and laugh*

 

[tonksy]

but i just want to held...

 

[CydCharisse]

Is it in yet?

 

[truckerdirt]

what hole am i suppose to be going in?

 

[Oz]

I got the results of my blood test today.

Would you minds taking a shower first?

No, of course I don't mind.......stretchmarks emphasise your figure.

No wonder it woun't go in.......you're supposed to take your tights off hun.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Yes, that negligé does make your ass look bigger.

 

[tonksy]

Yes, that negligé does make your ass look bigger.

no..it's not the neglige' that makes your ass look big..it's your ass that makes your ass look big.

 

[Oz]

I can't see where I'm aiming for........could you fart so I get a clue?

 

[freako104]

we're married??!!! I didnt know that. I musta been drunk!!

 

[tonksy]

OOPS! thats not the KY, thats the toothpaste!

 

[Oz]

OOPS! thats not the KY, thats the toothpaste!

hehe!

"Of course I love Stacey"

"MY NAME IS ANNE"

"ah......of course I love you Anne"

 

[freako104]

wait i didnt have my bachelor party!!!



or talk about bachelor party

 

[paul_valaru]

I DID WHAT!!!!!

 

[Oz]

No......I don't usually wear a dress, I was just trying it on for size

 

[paul_valaru]

you wnat me to put my what where?