plagiarism child this ain't one a yer collage courses
this is the real werld
no teacher's assistant is gonna swoop in and gimme a bad grade or a handjob
and as for my whining I never claimed to have taken on the responsibility
of single handedly saving the bloody republique
but I do reserve the right as a 'Murican to whinge n whine like a menopausal middle-aged spinster