Tiger goes down

Gonz

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WINDERMERE, Fla. -- WESH 2 News has learned that golfer Tiger Woods was injured when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree outside his Isleworth home early on Friday morning.

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was injured in the crash, which took place at about 2:30 a.m., and was taken to Health Central Hospital. The Orange County Fire Department confirmed that a patient was taken to Health Central, but would not confirm that the patient was Woods.

Why can't positive influences stop fucking it up?

WESH
 

Dave

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Read one report the vehicle was going less then 33mph as the airbags didn't deploy.
Curious.
 

Cerise

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I have heard she suspected him of infidelity, they were arguing and he left the house, and she chased his vehicle down the driveway when he was leaving at 2:30 am and wacked out the back window with a golf club.

He may have gotten his facial lacerations from the flying glass, and the pending charges are on his wife.

May or may not be true, of course.
 

Winky

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The moral of this story?

Don't mess around on a Swedish Super Model!




 

Cerise

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You know what "pro sport" I just....can't.....stand.....to be in the same room with?

The World Series of Poker!! :cuss:
 

Gonz

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Nat'l Enquirer had the original cheating story. He did it.

So my original statement stands (unfortunately)
 

Dave

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No matter how beautiful they are, there is someone somewhere who is tired of their shit.
 

Cerise

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Of course, on the other hand, no matter how many $$ he's got.....etcetera, etcetera, etceteraaaa. :shrug:
 
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