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Polar bear genitals shrinking due to pollution

Shrinkage could endanger animals with already low reproduction rate

By Charles Q. Choi

The icecap may not be the only thing shrinking in the Arctic. The genitals of polar bears in east Greenland are apparently dwindling in size due to industrial pollutants.

Scientists report this shrinkage could, in the worst case scenario, endanger polar bears there and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to diminish.

In fact, all marine mammals could get affected by these pollutants, "especially the Arctic fox, killer whale and pilot whales," wildlife veterinarian and toxicologist Christian Sonne at the National Environmental Research Institute of Denmark in Roskilde told LiveScience. These animals bodies also carry extremely high levels of these contaminants.

Polar bears from northernmost Norway, western Russia and east Greenland are among the most polluted animals in the Arctic, as they feast on ringed seals and bearded seals. The blubber of these seals accumulates high levels of organic pollutants loaded with halogens such as chlorine. These organohalogens can act like hormones.

Sonne and his colleagues looked at formaldehyde-preserved genitals from 55 male and 44 female east Greenland polar bears, collected from 1999 to 2002 by about 30 polar bear subsistence hunters regulated by the Greenland government.

The adult polar bear testicles the researchers examined were on average roughly three inches across and 1.8 ounces in weight, although they could dramatically enlarge during the height of sexual activity from January to July. Their bacula, or penis bones, were on average nearly seven inches long.

The scientists found the higher the level of organohalogens in polar bear, the smaller testicle and baculum size and weight likely were. Ovary size and weight decreased as organohalogen levels rose as well.

Slow to mate
Polar bears have among the lowest reproductive rates for terrestrial mammals. The scientists say reducing polar bear penis size would make sex less successful, upsetting naturally slow-to-grow polar bear numbers. Testicle and ovary shrinkage would upset polar bear reproduction too.

Future research should examine the effects of low levels of organohalogen contamination, Sonne said. "How long do we have to go down in exposure levels to obtain no-effect levels? Is it possible at all?" he explained.

Sonne and his colleagues reported their findings online Aug. 16 via the journal Environmental Science & Technology.

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Who in the hell is man enough... is burly enough to wade out there and start twiddling polar bear naughty bits for research? Who is the pot-smoker that came up with the topic? What sad institution paid for this nightmare?
 
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Hell, I'm not getting enough ass myself so what would make them think I would care about the schlong size of a bear.. Only a sexualy repressed jerk off would worry about the penis size of somebody/somethings of the same sex..

They should worry about their own sexual conduct....

Dammit, slide me 2 or 3 houndred grand and I'll fuck the female bear...
 
Make sure you use a condom. You don't know where she's been and you don't need to be paying support for any little highwaybears.
 
UncleHobart said:
A guy, who we'll call Steve, goes into the woods one day on a bear hunt. After hours of stalking he spots a black bear cub in a clearing. He shoots the cub and immediately feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a large black bear looking at him.
The bear says "That was a terrible thing to do. Now I'm either going to maul you to death, or we can have sex." Steve doesn't want to die so he consents to the sex. Steve is badly injured and spends several weeks in the hospital recovering, all the while vowing revenge.

After Steve leaves the hospital he spends weeks tracking down the bear that assaulted him, before finally locating him in a clearing. With great satisfaction he kills the bear. And immediately feels another tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see an even bigger black bear. The bear says "That was a terrible thing to do. Now I'm either going to maul you to death, or we can have rough sex." Steve doesn't want to die so he consents to the sex. Steve is terribly injured and spends months in the hospital recovering, all the while vowing revenge.

After Steve leaves the hospital again he spends several more weeks tracking down the bear that assaulted the second time, before finally locating him in a clearing. With great satisfaction he kills the bear. And immediately feels another tap on his shoulder. He turns around to see a grizzly bear. The bear says "That was a terrible thing to do. Now I'm either going to maul you to death, or we can have really rough sex." Steve still doesn't want to die so he consents to the sex. Steve is horribly mangled and spends the next year in rehab recovering, all the while vowing revenge.

After Steve leaves the hospital for the third time he spends a couple months looking the bear that assaulted him, before finally locating him in a clearing. With great satisfaction he kills the bear. And immediately feels another tap on his shoulder. He turns around this time to see a a giant polar bear. The polar bear looks at him and says "Admit it Steve. You don't come out here for the hunting."

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unclehobart said:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485634/

Who in the hell is man enough... is burly enough to wade out there and start twiddling polar bear naughty bits for research? Who is the pot-smoker that came up with the topic? What sad institution paid for this nightmare?
It's about reproductive issues in a decreasing population..a perfectly valid issue and testicular/ovarian size is perhaps the only way to measure fertility post-mortem.

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