tool, rectum, naked, masturbation... check it out.

[tonksy]

or a friend of Loreena Bobbit

Friend? I don't think friend is the operative (ha pun!) word here.

 

[Starya]

It would have been a better trick to have his own tool up his ass.

I saw a video clip of that once.

 

[Uki Chick]

I saw a video clip of that once.

Oh you poor, poor thing.

 

[Starya]

I know.

And then I had to see it again to make sure my eyes weren't decieving me.

 

[Inkara1]

So how do you explain the third, fourth and fifth time?

 

[chcr]

Friend? I don't think friend is the operative (ha pun!) word here.

Put the keyboard down slowly and get as far away from Inky as you possibly can. It's my opinion that you can still be saved.

 

[tonksy]

 

[MrBishop]

Well...I suppose you have to protect yourself from anal-rape in jail somehow...maybe he forgot it up there and it took the cops assking him about it.

"Now that you mention it..."

 

[tonksy]

This thread has actually been on my mind for the last couple of days. I am trying to figure out the thought process behind it...
"Beautiful day...think i'll wrap this awl with tape and jam it up my ass...there, that's nice but you know what would make it better? A trip to the park where I'll strip down to my birthday suit and whack off! Yes! Sounds like a lovely outing."
..........I guess it takes all types.

 

[Starya]

So how do you explain the third, fourth and fifth time?

Oh, that was just plain ol' pervyness.

 

[Inkara1]

Well...I suppose you have to protect yourself from anal-rape in jail somehow...maybe he forgot it up there and it took the cops assking him about it.

"Now that you mention it..."

Well, since he hadn't just gotten out of jail that day, I'd imagine we went poop at least once in the meantime. Seems like it would come out at the same time.

 

[Professur]

Unless he just plain didn't give a shit....

 

[Inkara1]

That's one of the crappiest puns I've heard in a long time.

 

[unclehobart]

Y'know... sometimes you have to get a ketchup bottle started with a knife... perhaps this was what our friend here was working on at the time.

 

[MrBishop]

Maybe he should've just asked someone to grab him by the neck and WHAP him hard on the head. That'd work!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

He went to jail, so I like the odds of that happening.