Touched by His Noodly Appendage

[flavio]

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

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[ekahs retsam]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA that's great

 

[BeardofPants]

That is fucking hilarious.

 

[Professur]

You're only about half a year too late.

Do try to keep up.

 

[chcr]

You're only about half a year too late.

Do try to keep up.

I was gonna ask 'em if they'd been living under a rock. How about the IPU (Invisible Pink Unicorn).

 

[flavio]

Do try to keep up.

I guess I'm a little behind on these theories. At least it was new to a couple people.

 

[MrBishop]

Filmed live in Germany. Video evidence of his noodly appendage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7FcvEydqg

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I'll believe it when James Cameron finds his tomb...not until.

 

[chcr]

I'll believe it when James Cameron finds his tomb...not until.

Reckon old Jim made a nickel or two on what boils down to pure speculation?