Try this one

[Gotnolegs]

 

[unclehobart]

After bellowing ignore that man behind the curtian, reminiscent of the scene in The Wizard of Oz when Oz thunders at Dorothy. Fido attempts to scare the other animals of the farm into submissive obedience... failing miserably when one lone, small, unfearing chickadee strides forward to rip aside the gossamer of lies an leave the bed of deceit revealed. Disgraced, Fido hastily left the pickle farm to work on a Singapore freighter and fade from the memory of those he had brainwashed for years.

 

[chcr]

If I just act nonchalant, maybe no one will notice.

 

[tommyj27]

that's it, no more skydiving for me!

 

[tonksy]

after many complaints by the humane society, the national league of footdog players decided to make the distance between the goal posts wider......

 

[Inkara1]

These are my "let things be" trees. When I get stuck between these things again, for the few hours before anyone notices I'm able to just let things be.

 

[Squiggy]

Heres one...Wow! I never knew they could peel off like that...

 

[tonksy]

jebidah was known county-wide for his fork tongued coon hound.

 

[freako104]

its been known that Gene Simmons was always jealous of his dog

 

[Inkara1]

Henry the hound was always popular with all the bitches in the neighborhood.