TSA Cuffs Radio Host to Chair

this guy went looking for a confrontation and found it. x-rayed pics of genitals really aren't all that exciting folks, and i'd prefer it if the next fuckwad with a pound of c4 stuck up his ass doesn't get onto the plane. (but hey, why not just detonate it in the security line, where there's a pretty high density of people?)

Backscatter and other screening methods already in use do nothing for C4/Semtex inserts. You'd need a body-cavity search for that...or worst considering the idea of using sub-dermal implants instead.

Profiling doesn't always work, but profiling should stop your Granny from getting felt up for the first time in decades. :)
 
it should at least stop the redundant checks on pilots.
Pilots! sheesh.

Yer right... pilots should have some serious background checks done on them before they go anywhere near a plane full of people though- updated quarterly.
Drug/booze screening daily and a yearly psych eval.

I'd ask the same of politicians (plus a FISCAL body-cavity search to boot) - though that'd never fly.
 
my co-worker and i - we both fly very often - were just the discussing the humor potential in acting like you enjoy it... the fondling i mean...

"oh yeah, like that!"
 
okay jim, i will.

and because i'm not an agitator with a specific agenda (try googling meg) that defies common courtesy to try and make its point, i will not have any problem.

(oh meg, so beautiful, yet... so unattractive. just like one of them rabid feminist chicks that will bite my head off before a word comes out, you've soiled yourself with your own identity trip.)

You can do a lot to expedite the process and demonstrate to others how simple the system can be if you simply show up in a bathrobe and nothing else.

When you get to the metal detector simply walk through. When they ask you to stand in the machine simply opt out. The radiation is not good for you.

They will then take you to the area where they pat you down; and it is here that you can demonstrate good citizenship and maximum cooperation for the cause. Simply drop the bathrobe, lift your dick so they can see under it, lift your balls so they can see under them, and then turn around 180 degrees, bend over, and spread your ass cheeks so they can see that you have not keester-stashed a bomb.

At this point, you can thank the nice people, collect your bathrobe, get dressed and continue on your journey. You will have impressed them all with your patriotism and your willingness to go the extra mile to expedite the screening process to insure the safety of the American people.

You will also not have been subjected to the intrusive and embarrassing pat down and no one will have touched your junk. I am sure that they will all thank you for your cooperation and laud your patriotism and love of your country. The other passengers will appreciate your willingness to expedite the process on their behalf.
 
my co-worker and i - we both fly very often - were just the discussing the humor potential in acting like you enjoy it... the fondling i mean...

"oh yeah, like that!"

As the guy runs his hand up to your groin simply moan loudly, panting "Yes! Yes! Like that! Oh! Oh! Ooooooooooooh! For the first time in my life I am happy that I suffer from premature ejaculation!"

Or then there is the old standby "Um, are you gonna eat that?"
 
Don't touch my junk.

TSA: "Also, we are going to be doing a groin check. That means I am going to place my hands on your hip, my other hand on your inner thigh. Slowly go up and slide down."

Passenger: "Alright."

TSA: "We are going to do that two times in the front and two times in the back."

Passenger: "Alright."

TSA: "And if you would like a private screening, we can make that available for you also."

Passenger: "We can do that out here, but if you touch my junk I am going to have you arrested."

TSA: "Actually, we are going to have a supervisor here because of your statement."

Passenger: "I don't understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my compliance."

TSA: "This is not a sexual assault."

Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government."
 
And if you think it can't get any worse ...

SOURCE

L.A. food stylist pulled from flight for 'Atom Bomb' tattoo
November 13, 2010 | 4:23 pm

It was the Tweet heard 'round the L.A. food world.

Noted Los Angeles food stylist Adam C. Pearson was settling into his seat aboard a Delta flight Saturday morning when the flight attendant tapped him on the shoulder and asked him to come to the front of the plane. His first thought? "I'm getting an upgrade!"

Not exactly.

Pearson was temporarily asked to step off the plane and learned that another passenger had reported him for suspicious behavior, and noted that he had the words "Atom Bomb" tattooed across his fingers. Questioned by the captain and the flight attendant, Pearson explained that the tattoos referred to a childhood nickname. After answering a few more questions, Pearson -- who is a frequent Delta passenger and has flown over 142,000 miles with the airline this year alone -- was allowed to return to his seat.

"I was just shocked," Pearson said. "All eyes were on me, I felt everyone staring at me and I was like, 'I didn't do anything.' " Before the plane took off, he twittered: "Just pulled off delta flight, passenger said I was suspicious looking due to my tattoos @DeltaAssist not happy at all #goldmedallion fail"

When he landed in Memphis, he had over 150 e-mails asking him what happened, and learned that his Tweet had exploded on the social media venue. It was "reTweeted" by many in L.A.'s close-knit food world, where Pearson is well-known for his stylish presentation of food so that it can be photographed for glossy magazines, advertisements and cookbooks. (It was laughable to many that the colorful Pearson could be considered a safety threat.)

"I had no idea all this was going on while I was in the air," Pearson said of the digital flurry. "It speaks to the power of social media."

A Delta representative told Pearson the airline would look into the incident. “A public apology would be nice,” Pearson said. “I’m not out for blood,” he added, “but why didn’t they offer to book that other person on another flight if they didn’t like my tattoos? Why was that other person more important than me?”

Later in the day, Delta spokesman Anthony Black said he did not have any knowledge of the incident but said that the pilot and flight attendant must use their judgment to handle such matters.

Pearson, who is one half of a food blogging/food photography/food styling power duo (the other half being Matt Armendariz), said he has never before been questioned about his tattoos or behavior while flying. "It really just made me kind of sad that you could just point at someone and say 'That guy is acting suspicious,' " he said. "It was just a bummer."

It was also just one of the snafus in his trip. Pearson was traveling to Milwaukee for a food styling job for Kohl's, but his first flight was cancelled. After racing around for new tickets, he was booked on the flight that would take him to Memphis and then on to Milwaukee. But a connector flight was overbooked, leaving him and his assistant with several hours to kill in Tennessee.

Like any good foodie, Pearson was finding a way to make it work: He used the Memphis layover to make a barbecue pit stop at Jim Neely’s Interstate Bar-B-Que, which is where we caught up with him.

"They've got good pig," he said.

--Rene Lynch
Twitter / renelynch
 
Don't touch my junk.

TSA: "Also, we are going to be doing a groin check. That means I am going to place my hands on your hip, my other hand on your inner thigh. Slowly go up and slide down."

Passenger: "Alright."

TSA: "We are going to do that two times in the front and two times in the back."

Passenger: "Alright."

TSA: "And if you would like a private screening, we can make that available for you also."

Passenger: "We can do that out here, but if you touch my junk I am going to have you arrested."

TSA: "Actually, we are going to have a supervisor here because of your statement."

Passenger: "I don't understand how a sexual assault can be made a condition of my compliance."

TSA: "This is not a sexual assault."

Passenger: "It would be if you weren't the government."

what a whiney little bitch.
 
well that is our 1st amendment right.
Is it not?

so did you have a point other than name-called on the guy?
 
yeah. he's a double dummy, and a shit-coughing pipsqueak too.

i didn't realize the first amendment was about being a raging drama queen.

there's a reason why much of the rest of the world sees us as a bunch of lawsuit-happy complainers. this turd is a great example.

well, at least he won't have to worry about his balls being fondled. they obviously evaporated years ago.

enough of this faggotry.
 
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