Twat

[A.B.Normal]

prat? That's a new one for me.

You mean you've never been called that?

 

[Q]

I love all these insulting British colloquialisms. I just can't remember them when I need to put one into action.

 

[Arris]

Myself I prefer eejit..

 

[Arris]

Or "You flid!" but thats not a very PC term

flid [contraction of thalidomide] offen n :
syn. tard, spaz.

http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi

 

[ipmoof]

"you fuckin' twat!"

"sitting round like a bunch of twats"

"he's gone and twatted it all up"

"twatty-bollocks!"

"TWAT!"

 

[ipmoof]

This week, I has been mostly saying "fuckass".

 

[Leslie]

goof?

Roget’s II: The New Thesaurus, Third Edition. 1995.


Goof

NOUN: 1. Slang. A stupid, clumsy mistake: blunder, bull2, bungle, foozle, fumble, muff, stumble. Informal : blooper, boner. Slang : bloomer. See CORRECT. 2. Slang. One deficient in judgment and good sense: ass, fool, idiot, imbecile, jackass, mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool. Informal : dope, gander, goose. Slang : cretin, ding-dong, dip, jerk, nerd, schmo, schmuck, turkey. See ABILITY.
VERB: Slang. To pass time without working or in avoiding work. Also used with off: bum1 (around), idle, laze, loaf, loiter, lounge, shirk. Slang : diddle2, goldbrick. See INDUSTRIOUS.
PHRASAL VERB: goof up Slang. To harm irreparably through inept handling; make a mess: ball up, blunder, boggle, botch, bungle, foul up, fumble, gum up, mess up, mishandle, mismanage, muddle, muff, spoil. Informal : bollix up, muck up. Slang : blow1, louse up, screw up, snafu. Idioms: make a muck of. See CORRECT, HELP.

ya just don't call a guy that here

* has never heard the term mooncalf before

 

[unclehobart]

hmm.. this week I have been saying please and thank you. I get strange stares for it.

 

[Leslie]

I mostly say DON'T! STOP IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! or best of all, SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET!

 

[Leslie]

oooooooooooh I forgot... GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!

 

[unclehobart]

...but I like being in the kitchen..

 

[Luis G]

thx Les for the cursing lesson #590

 

[Professur]

I mostly say DON'T! STOP IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That could be taken soooo many ways. Most of the bad.

 

[Q]

I mostly say DON'T! STOP IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That could be taken soooo many ways. Most of the bad.

This from a man with a toddler...tsk tsk tsk

 

[Professur]

V3.0 doesn't toddle anymore. He stomps.

 

[Q]

That must make for some relaxing evenings

 

[Professur]

Well, if he's stomping, he's not screaming. Unless he's throwing a tantrum, then he does both. Until he falls down and then he kicks his heels.

 

[Q]

OMG!! Is v2.0 still in her little defiant stage?

*pets closest doggy...gooood doggy* ...sometime the dogs do have their advantages

 

[Professur]

Defiant? Naww. She just knows better than everyone else. I can't for the life of me figure out where she get's it from.

I just wish V3.0 would learn to talk and yell words instead.

 

[Q]

That's what you need. v2.0 and v3.0 ganging up on you and momma