Twat

[Professur]

Hell no. I'll looking forward to them fighting each other and leaving me and her the hell out of it all.

 

[Q]

Oh no no no....you are deluding yourself sir. You will be expected to pick sides on a regular basis...by BOTH children....and any opportunity to pit you against momma will be seized before you even know what's going on. Kid strategy 101.

 

[ris]

Or "You flid!" but thats not a very PC term

flid [contraction of thalidomide] offen n :
syn. tard, spaz.

http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi

or for those of a certain age in the uk might remember joey deacon, i still occaisionally use 'joey' as an insult. v naughty of me..