Unh.... *bangs head*

[PT]

Sounds like a plot from a porno.

plot? Porno? What is this you speak of?

 

[Professur]

Every Quebecer is splitting himself right now.

 

[MrBishop]

Actually, I’m closer to the point where we trace the leak back to her shower. So I’m in there running water when she bursts in and chides me for wasting water, then hops in the shower to use the water so it doesn’t get wasted, all the time telling me what a bad boy I am. Or something like that…

Ooh...the loofah/soap on a rope Bondage scene... yeah. That's a fave too

If you flush the toilet twice, you find one of the 'easter eggs' that's part of that scene

I won't give that one away..but in the kitchen, ringing the dinner bell gets you

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardofPants again.​

Printed on the far wall.

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[BeardofPants]

I see you lot have been very ... bad... while I have been away. Hand over your pants now.

 

[Luis G]

I am a magnet for trouble, I surely am. So... I heard knocking on the door, and thinking that the BF had locked himself out, I opened the door (I live in an apartment). To my chagrin, it wasn't the BF, it was the building manager, and all I was wearing was one of the BF's shirts, which barely covered the unmentionables.... So, I had to stand there, with the guy clearly perving (obviously hoping that I'd flash something), whilst explaining that he was trying to track down a leak. Arrrgh. Still, not quite as bad as the time I flashed a whole construction site, and the site manager had to come and tell me to stop distracting his crew.

*boner

I agree, that definitively sounds like the plot of a porn movie

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Even if our hands are IN our pants?

 

[Dave]

 

[BeardofPants]

Yes, even you Bundy.

 

[BeardofPants]

*boner

I agree, that definitively sounds like the plot of a porn movie

Yeah, too bad the building manager ain't hawt. Wait, those guys are never hawt. Yer right, it does sound like a porno.

 

[MrBishop]

You have sound? All the 'super' had was a badly meshed together series of cel-phone pics

 

[BeardofPants]

So... you're telling me I should expect a BoP nekkid internet page?

 

[Inkara1]

He'll give you a discount on the membership fee, even!

 

[MrBishop]

Every Quebecer is splitting himself right now.

In case y'all missed that.

The joke goes... the only plot in porno is found in Quebec.

'plot' is french slang for pussy.