plot? Porno? What is this you speak of?Panoramic World said:Sounds like a plot from a porno.
plot? Porno? What is this you speak of?Panoramic World said:Sounds like a plot from a porno.
Ooh...the loofah/soap on a rope Bondage scene... yeah. That's a fave tooPT said:Actually, I’m closer to the point where we trace the leak back to her shower. So I’m in there running water when she bursts in and chides me for wasting water, then hops in the shower to use the water so it doesn’t get wasted, all the time telling me what a bad boy I am. Or something like that…
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BeardofPants again.
BeardofPants said:I am a magnet for trouble, I surely am. So... I heard knocking on the door, and thinking that the BF had locked himself out, I opened the door (I live in an apartment). To my chagrin, it wasn't the BF, it was the building manager, and all I was wearing was one of the BF's shirts, which barely covered the unmentionables.... So, I had to stand there, with the guy clearly perving (obviously hoping that I'd flash something), whilst explaining that he was trying to track down a leak. Arrrgh. Still, not quite as bad as the time I flashed a whole construction site, and the site manager had to come and tell me to stop distracting his crew.
Yeah, too bad the building manager ain't hawt. Wait, those guys are never hawt. Yer right, it does sound like a porno.Luis G said:*boner
I agree, that definitively sounds like the plot of a porn movie
In case y'all missed that.Professur said:Every Quebecer is splitting himself right now.