Welcome, Wish

Wish said:
I can bring you many small children though. I heard they taste like chicken.

I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one unless you do it with BBQ sauce?
 
Heh, Jack Handy is the man.


Another thing kids like is to be tricked. I told my little nephew I was taking him to Disney Land but instead I took him to an old burned out wharehouse and said, "Oh no Disney Land burned down!". He cried and cried, but deep down inside, I'm sure he thought it was a pretty funny joke. I was going to drive him over to the real Disney Land but it was getting kind of late.


:headbang:
 
Wish said:
Heh, Jack Handy is the man.


Another thing kids like is to be tricked. I told my little nephew I was taking him to Disney Land but instead I took him to an old burned out wharehouse and said, "Oh no Disney Land burned down!". He cried and cried, but deep down inside, I'm sure he thought it was a pretty funny joke. I was going to drive him over to the real Disney Land but it was getting kind of late.


:headbang:

Mental cruelty is no fun with kids, they're too little to understand what's going on.... a little physical saddism is much more fun... :whip:
 
Squiggy said:
:eek5: Um...Aunty.....about your av......Its really hard to type like this...


:faptard:

Well you'll just have to 'cos I checked and it doesn't violate the aup. :D

Plus I have a few more where that came from... ;)
 
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