WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW??

JTP

New Member
Thinking about something recently read:

"An Injun needs a powerful heap of room to live in,
more than a million White Folks".
- George MacDonald Fraser
 

IDLEchild

Well-Known Member
Why the new kitten won't stop climbing me like Mt. Everest



I've put her on the floor five times already!

Holy Jeebus, looks just like my new kitten.

 

Sharky

New Member
how i, for the first time, shamelessly plugged myself on this board...

what did I plug you ask? well it's a great new blog I started.

www.100beers.wordpress.com

I'm thinking you're a pretty good writer.

This beer is pitch black and it tastes just like it’s color. Almost like this beer was brewed from the darkness of a vindictive man’s heart. If you took rejection and turned into beer this would be it. Upon first sip all you taste is bitterness, as if you pissed off this beer by opening it. This is probably the type of strong stuff the men in Ireland drink and call it weak. I am not even man enough to stomach half a bottle of this darkness. I always had a dream of going to Ireland and having a beer in a real McCoy pub in some cozy town…you know, the sort of stuff hardened Irish guys drink…seems like a bad idea to do that now. Bad enough I’d be a tourist there, but to be a tourist and uncontrollably piss your pants after one swig of their finest beer, that is the stuff tourist ass-kickings are made of.

*golf clap*

I see you liked my favorite beer: Negra Modelo. You mentioned the odd shape of the bottle - the upside is that the first swig won't be warm, the downside is it won't fit into a koozie.

Cheers :cool:
 

IDLEchild

Well-Known Member
I'm thinking you're a pretty good writer.



*golf clap*

I see you liked my favorite beer: Negra Modelo. You mentioned the odd shape of the bottle - the upside is that the first swig won't be warm, the downside is it won't fit into a koozie.

Cheers :cool:

Thank you. You reading this blog truly warms my heart...no joke. No reads it.
 
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