What do you do with the product of your fapping?

What to do with c*m

  • Shot it in a piece of toilet paper

    Votes: 13 41.9%

  • Shot it at the toilet myself

    Votes: 1 3.2%

  • I only do it at the shower

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I only fap with condoms(yes I'm a rich sob)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I always have a female to collect it for me(I'm a lucky sob)

    Votes: 4 12.9%

  • I spread it all over the place and clean it after

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • I spread it all over and don't f**king care

    Votes: 3 9.7%

  • Does anyone really do something with it?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Ahhhhhhhh! What?

    Votes: 3 9.7%

  • I'm a girl and I think all guys are icky!

    Votes: 7 22.6%
  • Total voters
    31
I collect it in an air-tight container, set it outside to roast in the sun a bit, then I mix it inside batch of cupcakes that I give poor children in the local hospital. I'm a giver.

What? It's a hobby.
 
You know they will, Stewey. I bet both are keeping a good eye on you 'cause you keep stealing the trout.

/me gets some :lurk: and waits to watch ... ;)
 
Rose said:
You know they will, Stewey. I bet both are keeping a good eye on you 'cause you keep stealing the trout.

/me gets some :lurk: and waits to watch ... ;)
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nonononono puleeeeeease no!! :eek8:
 
Re: CEAR BARES!!!!

*gets some of Tommyj27s hermetically sealed quart milk jugs of fap and chases Rose*
 
Re: CEAR BARES!!!!

As long as they're sealed ....

/me trips Stewey and stand there waiting for reinforcements ...
 
Re: CEAR BARES!!!!

steweygrrrr said:
*gets some of Tommyj27s hermetically sealed quart milk jugs of fap and chases Rose*
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hey! gimme that shit back, i need a complete set of ten to sell to the bowling alley.

edit: only ten pins not a dozen :faptard:
 
NF said:
I collect it in an air-tight container, set it outside to roast in the sun a bit, then I mix it inside batch of cupcakes that I give poor children in the local hospital. I'm a giver.

What? It's a hobby.
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ROFLMFAO
 
*shudders* The above quote reminds me of a not so funny story:

My brother and his buds were coming home one nite from IndieGo (rock club) and they decided that they wanted a Kebab so they bobbed into a nearby takeaway called Sizzlers. Now my bro asked for a normal donner kebab but his friend, well she asked for a donner with garlic sauce on. They happily munched away and went home. Three days later said friend comes in with a large rash round her mouth. She'd been to the doctors and found out she'd got oral herpes. They tracked the source to Sizzlers and found 6 peoples semen in the Garlic sauce. Blech! :sick: Said place was promptly closed.
 
steweygrrrr said:
*shudders* The above quote reminds me of a not so funny story:

My brother and his buds were coming home one nite from IndieGo (rock club) and they decided that they wanted a Kebab so they bobbed into a nearby takeaway called Sizzlers. Now my bro asked for a normal donner kebab but his friend, well she asked for a donner with garlic sauce on. They happily munched away and went home. Three days later said friend comes in with a large rash round her mouth. She'd been to the doctors and found out she'd got oral herpes. They tracked the source to Sizzlers and found 6 peoples semen in the Garlic sauce. Blech! :sick: Said place was promptly closed.
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Ewwwww, that's just sick. See it's hilarious if it's non-true, but ewwwwwww if it is. And that one is....ewwwwww [[runs to go puke]]
 
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