Chicken and sausage works for jambalaya...which is a sort of bastardized paella.
lol, and leslie won't eat lamb, or let it into the house.
Dude. Be a little more creative. If you like lamb, just peel off the label before you get it home, and toss out the receipt. Looks close enough to pork for that but of subterfuge...and when you cook it, change the spices to those you'd use with pork...
...note to self. Do NOT let Prof babysit.