What does a Canadian have to be proud of?

It's harder to get the screwdriver into the square in a dark, cramped place... but it's a whole lot harder to strip the screw head.
 
Dudes, do you think I've maybe like run into SBCanada on the street and not even known it?!
 
Welcome to Canada, it's the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada it's great!
The people are nice and they speak French too.
If you don't like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it's not half bad.

I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

They've got trees, and mooses, and sled dogs,
Lots of lumber, and lumberjacks, and logs!
We all think it's kind of a drag,
That you have to go there to get milk in a bag.
They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh?"
That's the mighty power of Canada.

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea,
Where the marmosets can attack me.

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

Please, please, explain to me,
How this all has come to be,
We forgot to mention something here.
Did we say that William Shatner is a native citizen?
And Slurpees made from venison,
That's deer.

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I Sil Vous Plait.

--oh canada, by five iron frenzy
 
Don't come to Alberta if you want milk in a bag...crazy Albertans only have milk in cartons and plastic jugs.
 
There's not a whole lot of light in my fridge most of the time. I checked, the light in mine goes out when I close the door.
 
The absolute best milk containers I've seen... a lot of soy milk comes in those containers, but the only sore that carries regular milk that way in this area is Vons (Safeway in a lot of other parts of the country)... it's the paper half-gallon carton with a plastic cap. It keeps light out (for the times when the fridge is open and the light on, and also for the time it's sitting on the shelf in the store, which is lighted) but with the cap, it makes a full seal. The milk lasts a good week longer before going bad in my experience.
 
I've never seen those cartons I don't think...maybe I have...I dunno...we do have Safeway here though.
 
Professur said:
There's not a whole lot of light in my fridge most of the time. I checked, the light in mine goes out when I close the door.
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If the door is closed, how can you be sure? :eyemouth:

I know about the switch, but the idea of somebody that keeps opening the door to check is just too funny

BTW...is the milk in the store kept in the dark?
 
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