What is your favourite colour?

[PT]

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

ROFLMAO

 

[Gato_Solo]

My favorite color is blue

 

[kuulani]

my butt is itchy.

 

[fi]

bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling bling

Wip! Wip! Wipoooooeeeeeaaaah!

 

[Scanty]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

 

[kuulani]

yo quero Taco Bell.

 

[unclehobart]

Do I need to wrestle up some more Jack Handey quotes as well?

 

[kuulani]

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

 

[unclehobart]

umm... that ones been done, m'dear. Panty.. er.. Scanty did that one on the end of the last page.

 

[Scanty]

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

Did I just post that somewhere?

 

[Shadowfax]

Not that I know about...

 

[Scanty]

umm... that ones been done, m'dear. Panty.. er.. Scanty did that one on the end of the last page.

Thanks, unc, I thought I was going mental!!!

 

[kuulani]

umm... that ones been done, m'dear. Panty.. er.. Scanty did that one on the end of the last page.

Damn ... *trying to redeem self*

I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary.

 

[Scanty]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is because they don't want just anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, acting like they just woke up and going...
"What was THAT?!"

 

[kuulani]

Seriously though,
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

 

[MuFu]

Seriously though,

Wibble-wibble, boing, skippedydoodap, a turnip, greater schlong mangles for the homeless.

 

[Shadowfax]

*points at IPH*

 

[MuFu]

*shouts "Oi dickhead!"*

*Shadowfax turns round*

 

[Shadowfax]

*how did you call your mamma? he shouted*

 

[MuFu]

I'd be more concerned about your own mamma if I were you.