I'm not addicted. Really... Oh fine, I'd grovel, and beg, and take off all the necessary clothes until I got my evil way, and got my sweet little mac back. Don't ever leave me, Mac!
Sleep more.
Drink more.
Get my open Uni essay's finished without a last minute panic.
Spend more time in Edinburgh.
Start talking to the pet cats.
Eat more food that wasn't born in the microwave.
Masturbate more.
Not headbutt the monitor whenever a page takes more than 15 seconds to open. (hurts after a while).
Use the telephone.
Start actually buying music.
Learn how to focus my eyes at a distance of more than 2ft again.
Not have an excuse to talk to myself (I've actually had the neighbours pop round in concern 'cos they've heard me shouting at the computer)
Would I miss it? Yup..........I'd prolly have a new one in a coupla hours
I'd be pretty upset because I would then have to pull out my other computer, which isn't nearly as nice as the one I use right now... Ugh, talk about having to go back to slowness! No!!!!!!!