Who believes in sun signs?

Oz said:
Well, according to that site the only person(s) I'm compatible with is another Gemini....... and I don't know any in real life :mope:
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*resolves to keep oz away from his wife* ;)

i tried the other big love 'o my life, and it was kinda eerie too

rubbish? :hmm:

Pisces and Capricorn

Pisces and Capricorn are a surprisingly excellent match... surprising because one might wonder what the fantasy-loving Fish has in common with the ultra-practical Goat. To understand this puzzle, you need to take a closer look at Capricorn's symbol... it's not just a Goat, it's a Sea-Goat. Since most of you are really Mermaids and Mermen at heart, it won't take much for you to convince the stoical Capricorn to join you in the soothing waters of love.

Pisces is a Mutable Sign and Capricorn is a Cardinal Sign, so you're generally willing to follow Capricorn's capable lead. Not that you can't find your own way, but rather you are more comfortable with someone else taking care of the bothersome details of getting ahead in life. In return, you can create a peaceful haven for Capricorn to escape to, something the Sea-Goat will appreciate deeply. Capricorn often suffers from a bad case of the worries, but you bring a breath of romance and idealism - and your praise and affection delights and eases the daily pressure. Capricorn does not easily verbalize deep feelings that are there, but you intuitively recognize your Goaty lover's loyalty and passion. Randy Cap is open to sexual experiment, but as a rule, prefers not to take the initiative at first, at least until your Goat is sure of its ground.

Capricorn is fundamentally loyal, needing a supportive partner to whom he or she will remain faithful, once committed. However, should you prove unfaithful, the green-eyed demon of jealousy will emerge with a vengeance. Some Capricorns are sexually repressed and can appear frigid or disinterested. This can be overcome by spending some time and delicate experimentation finding out what turns your lover on.

A Water Sign blending with an Earth sign, Pisces and Capricorn often to do very well when in comes to securing a comfortable material future. Water needs Earth to provide structure while Earth needs Water to be fruitful and multiply. Raising a family, even just a family of assorted friends and pets, comes very naturally to the two of you. Amassing a fortune is not out of the question, but both Pisces and Capricorn come into this world with some karmic baggage to work out, so don't expect anything to come easy! Instead, maintain a sense of integrity and you will find that together you are able to improve your lot in life.

This combination works well . If you love a Capricorn and want to spend the rest of your life together, have a compatibility study that will help you understand your combined strengths and weaknesses.This can be a perfect match.
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brownjenkins said:
*resolves to keep oz away from his wife* ;)
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lol! Yer missus is safe dude.....regardless of wot they say about gemini's (and I've spent the last hour or two reading up on this astrology thing) tis very rare I get tempted to wet me toes in someone else's paddling pool (so to speak) :D
 
Libra and Taurus

Cardinal Airy Venus meets Fixed Earthy Venus and the encounter is an odd one. Since Venus rules on both sides of the equation, there is potential, yet Libra the Scales and Taurus the Bull are very different creatures. With common ground in a love of beauty and a disinclination for conflict, you find the Bull fascinating at first, a totally different species. However, the Bull is a creature of routine, where you love change and excitement, so it may not be long before the placid Bull tries to put the vigorous Scales in a secure compartment, one to which you are unsuited. You love attention and interaction, not limitation.

It is the glory of your Sign that you like to consider things, weigh them up, discuss them with your loved one, or indeed with anyone passing. The Bull may quickly tire of this constant need to discuss everything from the colour of the bedspread to the way that biscuits are arranged on the plate.

While Taurus loves beauty, earthy Taurus also enjoys straightforward situations and yes-or-no answers. This will be less than satisfying for the airy Scales who loves the drama and even the agony of indecision. "Let's do that because it looks nice" from the Bull could be a sober end to what may have been an exciting debate for you.

In the bedroom, you will fire on all cylinders at first, for you both love the art of seduction and enjoy a little gentle persuasion. However, your delight in the confectioneries of love may soon clash with the Bull's preference for bread-and-butter pudding.

Generally, the Bull is not inclined towards causes or matters of justice, unless other influences prevail in the chart. Thus your very own Bull may find your interests in this area puzzling and, in the end, a waste of time and energy. If your bullish mate cannot abide your strong opinions, there will be clashes with the fixed attitudes of this stubborn beast. You can find common ground in the arts, as you are both creatures of taste. Equally, work issues or shared financial interests may bring you together. Overall, this is not an easy match. If you work on accepting differences, the combination of Air and Earth is advantageous. If don't harmonize, then Scales must look further afield while Bull waits patiently for the next cab off the rank.
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*Somewhat* bang on the mark with me (indecisive little fuck that I am), but I'm no sugary love-dependent either. The Bull is *completely* wrong....
 
tonksy said:
rob and i are both geminis :shrug:
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So that's like a foursome every night, eh?

I can't say I really believe in them, I read my horoscope from time to time and occasionally it hits something a little too close, but most of the time it seems so vague it could really fit just about anyone.
 
MrsBish and I are both Aries...both stubborn, and argumentative. That's according to one Zodiak...according to another, I'm a Monkey and she's a Rat. We're both inquisitive, but one's more retiscent than the other.

According to the great book of Marcstrology...we're both born under the same star (called Sol) and both from the third planet...we're both homo-sapiens-sapien, and of opposing genders. That makes us individuals who fight sometimes, make love sometimes, and just sit around looking dumbfounded sometimes. :shrug:
 
I have a real problem beleiving in something that bases who you are on

a) what position this planet called dirt was in during it's zippy run around a huge nuclear reation while you where born

b) how some stars look while looking at the night sky, cause from a diffrent angle they read 42
 
Scorpio here.....I like to read horoscopes, but pretty much thats about it "read" them, every once in awhile I get a good laugh and then I read some and say "Oh Yeah, like thats gonna happen". :lol2:
 
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to mumble.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Good day to call an old friend, and reminisce. (It turns out to be much much harder to reminisce with a new friend, although it's often entertaining to try.)

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
A person of Irish descent will attempt to sell you something you don't especially want, today. Strive to turn the conversation to Tilapia (a type of freshwater fish) -- you'll find it's his new hobby.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Today you can have lots of fun by beaming at people, and telling them how fresh your brand of soap makes you feel. If that doesn't work, try explaining how your detergent gets your shirts their brightest.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will discover a small flaw in your character. Meditation and Ginseng tea might clear it up. Or if not that, then a few gallons of cheap wine and an adventure involving a cart filled with garbage, some gold coins, and a goat.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
As a joke, you will put a remote controlled monster under someone's bed. That will be really funny, although perhaps not quite as funny as when they put a real monster under yours.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today is the 1,750,000-year aniversary of the invention of hand tools! (The original hand tool was the Oldovan Chopper, commonly made of chipped flint, and originally sold under the Sears Craftsman label.) Celebrate by getting out there and banging some rocks together!

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today you will overhear people talking about you, and realize that you're an incredible bore who nobody likes. Go to the library and ask the librarian for advice.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today someone will accuse you of spending too much time with your computer. The way to handle that is to say you've got "lots of work to do." (And don't let them spot you fondly caressing it.)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
This week you will discover the first of the Three Big Secrets Of Success: It's really hard to fail, if you have no purpose.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
A hexapod robot will run away from its laboratory today, change its name to "Bob", and take up residence with you. Eventually, you'll become best friends.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Too much "musk" in that cologne - don't try it. Or if you do, bring along a few carrots for the moose.

http://www.humorscope.com/
 
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