My damn spastic colon put me in misery the last 12 hours, and it still hurts, but it's at least tolerable now to the point where I don't have to lay down. It's like getting punched in the stomach over and over and over again.
*twists and blows and twists and blows and twists and blows and twists and blows and twists and blows and twists and blows and twists and blow and twists and blows...*
*...looks around and sees everyone staring*
Oh yeah, I was supposed to be making balloons, wasn't I.