Woman Claims She Got Pregnant From 3D Film

Luis G

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And just so you know, it is legit, this is not from the Onion.

The wife of a US Army soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.

38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.

Jennifer Stweart said her child looks just like a black actor in the adult movie she claims to have watched in 3D with her east coast pals.

“A month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive,” Jennifer Stweart said.

Stweart also admits her marriage to the US military man who serves overseas could be in trouble: “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk. But he knows I’m faithful” she said.

Despite his wife’s bizarre explanation, Iraq US military man Erick Jhonson said: “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible.”

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Oh my....:sperm:
 
The wife being suspected of infidelity aside, it is possible that she just had some black genes in her family ancestry that just so happened to kick in.
 
Gotholic said:
The wife's suspension of infidelity aside, it is possible that she just had some black genes in her family ancestry that just so happened to kick in.
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... or his ancestry. This is likely the explanation, IF she was faithful.

Dude! I just checked out the link and the picture. That baby looks JUST LIKE HIS MOM except for skin color and curly hair.

One way to be sure... paternity test.
 
Except if her husband was overseas when the baby was conceived...then there's really no question about her fidelity. She did NOT get pregnant from a 3D movie.
 
Nixy said:
Except if her husband was overseas when the baby was conceived...then there's really no question about her fidelity. She did NOT get pregnant from a 3D movie.
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I couldn't find anything in the article that says he was overseas 9 months prior to the birth of the baby. But I agree with you.

Both the husband and the wife seem to be pretty stupid if they believe she can conceive from a 3D movie.
 
Yeah, the money shots are more dramatic that way.

Hell, Playboy's June edition will have a 3D centrefold.. glasses included in purchase price
 
Which part..the money shots or Playboy?

Playboy = real
Money shots = what the hell else gives you that shooting out at the audience thing that 3D is all about ;)
 
MrBishop said:
Which part..the money shots or Playboy?

Playboy = real
Money shots = what the hell else gives you that shooting out at the audience thing that 3D is all about ;)
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I guess the 3D porn movie and the 3D porn mag. It seems to me that making porn 3D would be rather expensive for a movie. Those are cranked out by the dozens.
 
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Well..part of it anyway
 
Luis G said:
I did research, but found no evidence about it being fake. I even saw the note on cnn. :shrug:

So if it is fake, then it means no 3D porn yet? :mope:
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You didn't look hard enough. :retard:

And yes, there is 3D porn. Rule 34: If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be. Rule 35: If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it.
 
"Rule 34: If it exsists, there is a porn of it" -BoP

Werewolf Porn: The werewolf mating scene in The Howling was pretty erotic. But it leads to the question- If you had a were-baby, would you dare breast-feed during the full moon?

:elaugh2:
 
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