Worst pickup line used or heard by you????

[IDLEchild]

I am forty, unemployed, overweight, and i live in my parents basement.....wanna dance?

 

[IDLEchild]

that one's sure to result in a slapping!

The one who used it actually worked once and to my knowledge has not been slapped once yet.

 

[MuFu]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You are what you eat;
I want to be YOU.

 

[Nixy]

I like that one moof

 

[HubbaHubba]

"So, are those real?"



"You've been a bad girl ...go to my room!"

 

[MuFu]

"So, are those real?"

Pretty cool if you are talking about her eyes.

 

[chcr]

"My ears are cold, baby, can I use your legs to warm them up?"

 

[IDLEchild]

Let's cut to the chase..i wanna fuck you...so what about it yes or no

8 inches....you figure out the rest baby

 

[Camelyn]

I had to make a call to a co-worker for some info the other day:

Person answers phone (we have caller ID): "Pizza Hut, can I take your order?"
Me: Inane giggles
Much banter back and forth, information is exchanged.
Person: "Still want that pizza?"
Me: Teehee, "sure"
Person: "If your pizza isn't there in 30 minutes, I'm free"
Me: More inane, somewhat strained giggles

Problem is, she's a chick, and I'm a chick, and unfortunately, my pendulum doesn't swing that way

Such is life.

 

[Raven]

Dammit! I was gonna ask for video evidence

 

[Rose]

You have a pendulum that swings?

 

[Raven]

ooh lookit!

 

[Camelyn]

You have a pendulum that swings?

Yeah. It's detachable and everything.

 

[Rose]

*hehe*

 

[MrBishop]

Yeah. It's detachable and everything.

Detacheable, battery-powered and comes with it's own handy-dandy carrying case (simulated plastic).

At least her pedunda doesn't swing...can you imagine?

 

[MuFu]

 

[Luis G]

worst line: i wanna hear your queef

 

[MuFu]

Can I smell your hair, gorgeous?

No!

Oh, must be a queef then.

 

[Camelyn]

Detacheable, battery-powered and comes with it's own handy-dandy carrying case (simulated plastic).

He knows this, because we have matching sets. Isn't that right, my wittle meesta bishopy wishopy *smooch*

 

[MrBishop]

Detacheable, battery-powered and comes with it's own handy-dandy carrying case (simulated plastic).

He knows this, because we have matching sets. Isn't that right, my wittle meesta bishopy wishopy *smooch*

Matching set? No!...you had to be picky and get the Jamaican "Black Mambo" special limited edition...which I couldn't afford...

Who'd ever heard of E-Cell batteries before you imported that baby

Love you too, my little cammy-whammy