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[SouthernN'Proud]

"Whaddaya mean, wrong show??! I'm here to audition for that Martha Stewart reality show! You know, The Human Pin Cushion! Whassat? Apprentice? Well shit..."

 

[freako104]

His whole world came crashing down in a bar fight when he had his piercing ripped out

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

How the hell does this guy shave anyway?

 

[Professur]

How the hell does this guy shave anyway?

Very carefully.

 

[MrBishop]

How the hell does this guy shave anyway?

One of the few people on earth to get shaving nicks on his hands..

 

[Inkara1]

Fuck Frodo... this guy's really the lord of the rings.

 

[Mare]

Here comes Peter Cottontail-NOT hopping down the bunny trail!

 

[MrBishop]

This just in: "Pope arrested for removing Easter competitor during price war!"

 

[Professur]

This just in. Egg-laying Easter Bunnies can't fly any better than chickens.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Chicken arrested for vehicular homicide after allegedly driving over kidnapping suspect...

 

[freako104]

Here comes Peter Cottontail-NOT hopping down the bunny trail!

The tragic life of the Easter Bunny was cut short as he didnt look both ways during rush hour. He also didnt realise it was February

 

[Stop Laughing]

Don't be frightened by the picture, kids, they were only plastic eggs.

 

[Mare]

 

[Starya]

"Here, honey. I remember what happened when we saw the first Ringu-movie. Now, did you remember popcorn?"

 

[MrBishop]

Your faith in my bladder is most disturbing!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Force schmorce. The seats in that Benz are leather, pal.

 

[freako104]

So thats why we never hear any old jokes about Vader's age.




Anakin Skywalker, alias Darth Vader, was later arrested but then released for murder since there were no bruises on the troopers neck.

 

[freako104]

This might be a fun one to play with

Due to its leftist agenda this news organisation was no longer viewed well by the government

 

[BigDadday]

You would think they would make these smaller for us lil ones!

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

And Daddy said this was impossible!