MrBishop Well-Known Member May 1, 2006 #502 He was able to explain the unusual tan to his new wife, but why he was farting melon seeds is still a family secret. Happy Nuptials!
He was able to explain the unusual tan to his new wife, but why he was farting melon seeds is still a family secret. Happy Nuptials!
SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort May 1, 2006 #503 After careful consideration, Hiram decided that the assisted living facility he had chosen might not have told him the entire truth.
After careful consideration, Hiram decided that the assisted living facility he had chosen might not have told him the entire truth.
Mare New Member May 2, 2006 #504 99 bottles of beer all around, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, and bill falls down, 99 bottles of beer all around!
99 bottles of beer all around, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, and bill falls down, 99 bottles of beer all around!
SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort May 2, 2006 #506 "Though investigators have yet to determine an official cause of death, they have ruled out sobriety."
"Though investigators have yet to determine an official cause of death, they have ruled out sobriety."
paul_valaru 100% Pure Canadian Beef May 3, 2006 #508 and then they realized, maybe it was better to NOT attend the OTC BBQ, and keep the mental pictures of their fellow posters intact.
and then they realized, maybe it was better to NOT attend the OTC BBQ, and keep the mental pictures of their fellow posters intact.
SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort May 3, 2006 #509 The accuser in the Duke lacrosse sex scandal comes forward.
Aunty Em Well-Known Member May 3, 2006 #510 Bill finally realised his 3 year old ambition to be a baton twirler like his sister at the age of 42...
Bill finally realised his 3 year old ambition to be a baton twirler like his sister at the age of 42...
MrBishop Well-Known Member May 3, 2006 #514 Pleading temporary insanity to get a day off work seemed like a good idea at the time...
Aunty Em Well-Known Member May 3, 2006 #516 You want fries with that?... (sorry it's an english joke...)
Aunty Em Well-Known Member May 3, 2006 #517 Barry had always wanted to pull a wheely in his vw jetta but had never known how until today... now all he needed was a hill...
Barry had always wanted to pull a wheely in his vw jetta but had never known how until today... now all he needed was a hill...
SouthernN'Proud Southern Discomfort May 3, 2006 #519 "Don't look at me, Thad. YOU'RE the one who said only rednecks own pickup trucks!"