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    Dumber than a bag of hammers.

    edited because i'm dumber than a bag of hammers.
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    So you think you're having a bad day?

    HAHA, now that was funny!
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    Quick Shower Survey

    1 .Do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? -- Start it first, hot water is your friend. 2.Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? -- How else would I know if I'm supposed to wash, rinse, repeat? 3.Do you moan like the people on the Herbal Essence...
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    2005 BBQ possibilities.

    only a 4 to 5 hour drive... i'll be there
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    Do you guys ever watch Myth Busters? Episode 7, Stinky Car. OMG! Two dead pigs sealed in a corvette for 2 months. The corvette was then sealed in a shipping container and left out in the sun during that whole time. When they opened the car the pigs had liquified and rotted thru the seats...
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    Understanding olde English money

    horsepower: A measure of the rate of work. 33,000 pounds lifted one foot in one minute, or 550 pounds lifted one foot in one second. If I can find the site again, supposedly horsepower started out as ponypower... It was supposed to be the length a pony could pull a laden coal cart thru a mine...
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    The homosexual agenda

    In all honesty Gato, I've never really considered it... I don't think you would invite me over for dinner to meet the wife and kids; at the same time I don't think you wish ill of me. So I guess what I'm saying is that I don't think you hate me, but I don't think you really like me much...
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    Official OTC Gross-Out Contest

    So, a few nights ago, my bf wasn't feeling very well tummy wise and had spent most of the evening in the bathroom with fits of diarrhea. Well, sometime in the middle of that very same night he lost control of his bowels while we were sleeping... I can't think of anything nastier than waking up...
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    Hurricane Frances

    i think that goes a long way into explaining why our space program is not exactly what it should be. but hey, what do i know, i'm not rocket scientist....
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    Hurricane Frances

    Has any one looked at this link today? Can anyone explain how you can launch a person into space as part of an unMANned mission? [b]
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    Hurricane Frances

    Frances wasn't too bad here in Tallahassee. Lots of wind and a bit of rain. It's been overcast for 3 days now. That's the most depressing part. We didn't have phone service all weekend and lost power a few times. A couple of transformers exploded behind our apartment. That'll make you shit...
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    Pants!

    what about mc hammer pants?
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    Toys

    For the record, it's queer as a three dollar bill. it's crazier then a shit house mouse... [b]
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    The people have spoken

    oh my, not 1984
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    Lawn Art Not Included

    hehehe
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