An OTC Tragedy ...
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Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
Ku'u...You've been shocked today, but I, too, have a confession to make...(dramatic pause)...I am your missing half-brother. I took the job as house-boy to try to get to know the family before I surprised you, but, after seeing all of this today, I couldn't bear to see you suffer so... (cheesy organ music)
Shadowfax
<b>mod cow</b>
*gets tears in his eyes, just for the show*
So...he did care for me?
All these times he didn't want to know me, but in the end, he still did?
I must go and find him! Where did he say he was going to? Or don't you know?
I must seek in Alaska....
why?
Because it's so freakin' cold there...that's more dramatically....
I must leave you now! Goodbye!
nalani
Well-Known Member
*watches Shadow depart .. dancing his way out of my life as he's done before .. without knowing .. that the twins didn't belong to him .. afraid to tell him who the twins' real father is ... grinning as I notice his steps are just too perfect ... getting a little jealous that he is a better dancer than I am ... eyes lower, unable to watch him dance ... looking up again, squinting my eyes to see if he's got cellulite on his thighs ... bastard has no cellulite ... *
kuulani
New Member
Oh, so many revelations today, I don't know if my young, 16 year old mind can comprehend ...
the houseboy is my half-brother? i've been whipping towels at my half-brother all this time without even knowing it?!
my mom has yet to tell me the truth about my father who has gone to Alaska to search for his twin, who happens to be the father of this child ...
and through all of this, my mom is having an affair with a popcorn-eating Psycho
How can I go on?
the houseboy is my half-brother? i've been whipping towels at my half-brother all this time without even knowing it?!
my mom has yet to tell me the truth about my father who has gone to Alaska to search for his twin, who happens to be the father of this child ...
and through all of this, my mom is having an affair with a popcorn-eating Psycho
How can I go on?
nalani
Well-Known Member
*turning quickly so that my hair flips around and lands beautifully on my shoulder*
ku'u you must go on .. for the sake of the baby! Gato will help you .. he ... he's not your half brother after all .. you see ... shadow isn't your father .. I was having an affair ... he was always gone .. you have to understand how hard it is .. how lonely ... he was off dancing with the Navy Seals Bunny Ballet Company .. I got lonely ... Gato is his son, so he is not your half brother after all .. your father is ... he is ...
*cut to commercial*
ku'u you must go on .. for the sake of the baby! Gato will help you .. he ... he's not your half brother after all .. you see ... shadow isn't your father .. I was having an affair ... he was always gone .. you have to understand how hard it is .. how lonely ... he was off dancing with the Navy Seals Bunny Ballet Company .. I got lonely ... Gato is his son, so he is not your half brother after all .. your father is ... he is ...
*cut to commercial*
