woodman19_99
New Member
Actually, our sex life will be non existant this weekend. Parents are coming for a visit and staying with us. I've been cleaning different parts of the apartment every night this week in anticipation.
Anyone got some Rogaine?
- Thread starter tonksy
- Start date
Professur
Well-Known Member
ROFL. That reminds me. V3.0 walked in on the missus and I in coitus on the weekend. Looked at us (early A.M.) and said (clear as day too) "Daddy, when your finished doing that the remote's not working" and walked back out to the front room. I didn't know wether to laugh, cry, or go blind.
woodman19_99
New Member
Well, you can still type, so I am guessing you didn't go blind. I think I would have died laughing. How old is V3.0 now?
Spirit
Kissy Goddess
OMG! That's hilarious. I have one of those stories. (I gotta stop laughing...)
Ok.. so it's about 2 am and my guy and I are having a wild good time. (I woke him up). We were really having fun. Well... we change up our position, he's behind me and ... yaddayadda *OH GOD!!* yaddayadda... and suddenly we hear, *THUMP!* and then little footsteps hightailing it out of the room!!!!
SHE WAS IN THE BED!!!
So my guy races in to console the poor girl while I lay there... laughing myself in to a coma.
We had no idea she was there or when she got there.
Ok.. so it's about 2 am and my guy and I are having a wild good time. (I woke him up). We were really having fun. Well... we change up our position, he's behind me and ... yaddayadda *OH GOD!!* yaddayadda... and suddenly we hear, *THUMP!* and then little footsteps hightailing it out of the room!!!!
SHE WAS IN THE BED!!!
So my guy races in to console the poor girl while I lay there... laughing myself in to a coma.
We had no idea she was there or when she got there.
woodman19_99
New Member
Holy crap! That's pretty messed up right there. How'd you not know she was there????? Guess there's no time like the present to discuss the birds and the bees, huh?
FluerVanderloo
New Member
My boyfriend's best friend walked in on us once. One of those geeky computer nerd guys that's never had a girlfriend, but he's not bad looking and he's a nice guy. Just doesn't get out there. Anyway.
He simply said "oh. Sorry." in monotone, turned around, and shut the door.
Wasn't even awkward when we came back downstairs. Which made it even worse, I think.
He simply said "oh. Sorry." in monotone, turned around, and shut the door.
Wasn't even awkward when we came back downstairs. Which made it even worse, I think.
FluerVanderloo
New Member
Over the summer, actually.
It's just still really weird talking to him and knowing that he's seen me naked.
It's just still really weird talking to him and knowing that he's seen me naked.
FluerVanderloo
New Member
Haha yeah, I can see that now.
"So Brian, your girlfriend asked to see me naked."
I'm pretty sure I'm the first naked chick he's seen too, outside of a porno or something.
FluerVanderloo
New Member
Oh! I forgot! I changed the barbell a little while back and forgot to take a picture of it. Looks nice. Though I do have a nasty ass scab at the bottom hole.
Camelyn
New Member
What's an ass scab?
Altron
Well-Known Member
FluerVanderloo
New Member
Let's see some new pictures of you with the new barbell and nothing else.
Interestingly enough, these photos do exist. Not on my computer though; the boy took them.