Are you an easy lay?

[kuulani]

Hey! I object to that married-sex-dodo option ... or am I the only married person getting any?

 

[Gonz]

or am I the only married person getting any?

Newlywed is barely married-see ya in 5-8 years

 

[Janimal]

Hey! I object to that married-sex-dodo option ... or am I the only married person getting any?

What she said. So I picked option #2 (tee-hee). But only if it's Ards that does the buying.

 

[chcr]

Hey, I'm a guy. Any questions?
Used to be a musician. Any other questions. (Hetero, Jeslek)

BTW, who needs a fucking mattress?

 

[kuulani]

or am I the only married person getting any?

Newlywed is barely married-see ya in 5-8 years

Is that a bet?

 

[nalani]

a word to the wise ... don't bet on a Native Hawaiian practitioner not getting any at any age or time in their lives ... one of our basic beliefs is, according to my mother, "if you don't use it, you'll lose it" ....

I'd bet on ku'u still getting phreaknasty well into her 70's

 

[Ardsgaine]

What she said. So I picked option #2 (tee-hee). But only if it's Ards that does the buying.

She's trying to get me to run out and buy her a bottle of wine, but I ain't bitin'.

 

[Janimal]

She's trying to get me to run out and buy her a bottle of wine, but I ain't bitin'.

Dang! (And I do love it when he bites )

 

[MuFu]

I am STILL not an easy anything.

 

[unclehobart]

a word to the wise ... don't bet on a Native Hawaiian practitioner not getting any at any age or time in their lives ... one of our basic beliefs is, according to my mother, "if you don't use it, you'll lose it" ....

I'd bet on ku'u still getting phreaknasty well into her 70's

Thats too bad. It should be at least into the 90s.

*singing* Baby, take your teeth out, try it one time. Baby, take your teeth out, I will recline... right here on the kitchen table.

 

[Professur]

Don't. Ever. Try. The. Table.








Unless you're planning to replace it anyways.

 

[unclehobart]

Keep at it until you find a table that can withstand the onslaught.

 

[Nixy]

BTW, who needs a fucking mattress?

I was thinking the same thing!!!!

I voted for a drink first btw...(I voted before though but I don't think I posted my choice...)

 

[Professur]

Keep at it until you find a table that can withstand the onslaught.

Or keep it under 15 mins.

 

[PT]

Solid Oak seems to hold up well. The shower used to be fun, but damn, lately it's just getting dangerous.

 

[Professur]

Oak stains.

 

[unclehobart]

Yeah... but it gets a good polishing in the interim.

Just use a placemat for Gods sake. Thats what they're there for.

 

[Professur]

After pulling off the irish linin, putting something back simply wasn't gonna happen. $400 to refinish the freaking thing, and they got rid of it later that month when they redid the entire kitchen. I coulda killed.

 

[Wacky Nacky]

LMAO!!! I broke a table by sitting on it when I was 11. I only weighed 111lbs then. Imagine me with a guy on a table now (I currently weigh about 152lbs).

I choose buy me a drink first.

 

[IDLEchild]

Is the sky blue?