How To Impress A Woman..

unclehobart said:
Them: Duuude... what is up with that scary piece I saw you with last night?
Me: Hey... it was only for one night. Yours ended up hanging around for FIVE FUCKING YEARS! ...and she stole half of your CDs on the way out the door to boot.

Mine stuck around for a year and a half. :(
 
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