In the spirit of fun, here is a reverse Q&A thread....

[breaky]

why does that feel so squishy?

he turned off the path yesterday

 

[SexyBoo]

Why did the wolf not catch Little Red Riding Hood?

First she was acting all crazy, and then she just attacked.

 

[Kawaii]

What happened after the first female president swore The Oath?

A jellyish substance.

 

[tommyj27]

what's that coming out of your ear?

a yellow toad.

 

[Kawaii]

what did you find in your underwear drawer?

*bitchslap+drink in face*

 

[Thulsa Doom]

so would it be ok with you if i asked your sister to sleep with me? i mean shes not bad looking for an 8th grader. and it would just be physical i swear.


only if you keep your leg in that position for a while.

 

[Professur]

Is this gonna hurt?


Pantyhose, hairspray, and a pair of sunglasses

 

[BeardofPants]

What should I wear for halloween?

Dried pasta you fool!

 

[Professur]

OHMIGOD What have you covered the kids in?


So that's where the toy cars went.

 

[SexyBoo]

I can't believe how much junk is stuffed in this refridgerator! What is this?

I see, so the horny guy did it in the library and made interesting use out of that candlestick.

 

[Kawaii]

did you get the tape i sent you?

the president must be informed immediately!

 

[Thulsa Doom]

Oh my gosh did you know its actually spelled NUCLEAR not NUCLER?

A festering puss ball.

 

[freako104]

what the hell was I hit with?


the mosh pit

 

[BeardofPants]

Did you see where my pet rock went?

Just add tomato sauce.

 

[SexyBoo]

What do you do to kick up your chilli?

Take cotton candy and rub it all over your legs.

 

[G.I.Jane]

How do you get your skin so soft?



Candles and moonlight

 

[BeardofPants]

What shouldn't you do to Gonzo?

That's normal for a ridgeback.

 

[freako104]

is it always this rough?



you better know what your doing

 

[SexyBoo]

What do you think about trying that new position where your legs are all up here and I'm kind of spread out like this?

First you run in circles, then you sit down hard and scream.

 

[Kevin76]

What's the 33rd position in the Kama Sutra?



I'm sorry it slipped