In the spirit of fun, here is a reverse Q&A thread....

[Jeslek]

Fucking hell, you guys are sometimes.

 

[ipmoof]

Please tell me you didn't think I actually believe a raisin is a dried peanut?!

 

[ipmoof]

IT'S A DRIED CASHEWNUT!

 

[MitchSchaft]

No shit. I'm not as retarded as that **** over there.

 

[Spirit]

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks

Hey Mitchshaft.. look!! It's you!! ----->

 

[MitchSchaft]

 

[PT]

and another down, and another one down, another one bites the dust.....

 

[Psycho]

holy onion been a while since I heard that song, my dad used to play it in the car all the time...


ah, sweet memories... *snif*

 

[Thulsa Doom]

Q: what do you say after youve had 4 sour memories in a row and you finally get a bunch of nice sweet ones.

A: because i like my zipper there...

 

[BeardofPants]

Why are there track marks all over the cat?

Because I stole it.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because I can!

 

[BeardofPants]

Why did you stick the carrot up there?!

It's perfectly normal for a girl of my age to do that.

 

[Sharky]

Q: Why do dogs lick their nuts?

A: Because they can!

 

[BeardofPants]

Why are the terriers chewing off Sharky's legs?

That's where it goes.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Why did you stick a potato up Sharky's ass?

Never on you're life!

 

[breaky]

hey baby, how 'bout a quickie in the disabled toilets?

well, just add another tomato.

 

[Sharky]

Why do I have more potatos than tomatoes up my arse?

Fifteen meters.

 

[AlphaTroll]

I hear you're hung like a horse, so how big is it really?

Oh my GOD!

 

[breaky]

what do you think he'd say if i inserted an onion along with the tomato and potato?

so, cut you're toenails

 

[tonksy]

why do i keep shredding the sheets.?????..

a pickle, a nail file, and a bottle of brill cream.