kinky positions

[AlphaTroll]

Oh man, it took a lot of willpower not to answer that with a "ring my bell" reference

It's because snorkels are ringing yer bell that ye find yerself in such a predicament hun.

Now if you were wearing the snorkel you could also be a professional ***diver - I hear they are eagerly sought after

 

[peterska2]

I am seriously worried that the snorkel is ringing his bell

 

[Oz]

It's because snorkels are ringing yer bell that ye find yerself in such a predicament hun.

Now if you were wearing the snorkel you could also be a professional ***diver - I hear they are eagerly sought after

lol........"The muffdivers club......no muff too tough" I used to have a T-shirt with that on in me teenage years

I don't need a snorkel for that tho'..........I've learned to breath through me ears

 

[tonksy]

haha..professional muff diver...haha....

 

[AlphaTroll]

lol........"The muffdivers club......no muff too tough" I used to have a T-shirt with that on in me teenage years

I don't need a snorkel for that tho'..........I've learned to breath through me ears

Sam said I was a professional muff diver the other night with the snorkel incident - our other mate was taking a bath & I wanted to blow bubbles for her, but then the damned chick got a fright & clamped me head between her knees - almost bloodywell drowned!!!

Being pro diver makes me think of a joke about certain hairs and garnish, but I'm too much of a lady to tell

 

[Oz]

Sam said I was a professional muff diver the other night with the snorkel incident - our other mate was taking a bath & I wanted to blow bubbles for her, but then the damned chick got a fright & clamped me head between her knees - almost bloodywell drowned!!!

I can think of worse ways to end me time on planet Mud

 

[AlphaTroll]

I can think of worse ways to end me time on planet Mud

So can I - she could have been bathing in peanut butter

btw hun - the more I look at yer avvy, the more inspired I feel to become a walrus

 

[paul_valaru]

So can I - she could have been bathing in peanut butter

btw hun - the more I look at yer avvy, the more inspired I feel to become a walrus

coo coo cachew?

 

[Oz]

So can I - she could have been bathing in peanut butter

btw hun - the more I look at yer avvy, the more inspired I feel to become a walrus

Peanut butter.........hell, that's gonna look a bit funny on the coroners report

"the victim suffocated while wearing a snorkel, in a bath of peanut butter while trapped betweens Miss Bloggs thighs" Jury is gonna be out all night deciding that one

 

[tonksy]

smooth or chunky?

 

[AlphaTroll]

Peanut butter.........hell, that's gonna look a bit funny on the coroners report

"the victim suffocated while wearing a snorkel, in a bath of peanut butter while trapped betweens Miss Bloggs thighs" Jury is gonna be out all night deciding that one

What would my mother say?

(prolly summin to exclaim her surprise that I could stand the smell for so long)

coo coo cachew?

yabba dabba doo

 

[paul_valaru]

yabba dabba doo

JETSON!!!!!

 

[Oz]

smooth or chunky?

Smooth (I hope) would take ages to get the chunky bits out yer hair.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Smooth (I hope) would take ages to get the chunky bits out yer hair.

Smooth - definitely smooth.......though chunky could add a whole new twist to the dimentia

JETSON!!!!!

Flotsam

 

[IDLEchild]

Why is this thread in this subforum?

 

[PostCode]

what's the kinkyist position anyone has tried, i say 69 in the bathtub with handcuffs on lol

Damn...that sounds like it would leave a nice kink in my neck.

 

[tonksy]

Why is this thread in this subforum?

dunno...cuz its otc? but mayhap it should be moved.

 

[peterska2]

Why is this thread in this subforum?

Because it is?

 

[IDLEchild]

Because it is?

Now aim for a less moronic answer.

 

[peterska2]

It is here because the thread starter posted it here