Making Love

[BeardofPants]

teeth?

 

[Inkara1]

A good BJ gets the job done and a bad BJ doesn't.

 

[AlphaTroll]

How do you know you're giving a bad BJ?

Do let them know, or just ferociously beat the back of their heads with any blunt object within reach?

 

[Inkara1]

Well, it's a delicate issue... I don't want to discourage her, but at the same time, when she's been sucking away for like 10 minutes and I'm not even starting to breathe hard or anything maybe it's time to just move on to normal intercourse or something.

 

[Inkara1]

(BTW, let me mention that I'm not speaking of any one particular girl here)

 

[AlphaTroll]

Just all BUT one

It sucks when a BJ sucks eh?

 

[Inkara1]

Pretty much, yeah.
Luckily, there are a lot of other things to do besides BJs that are good.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Definitely - like quilting.

 

[Inkara1]

Either I missed a reference, or you have the strangest fetish I know. I wouldn't think a needle and thread would be a turn-on, but whatever floats your boat.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Nope - just thought quilting could be fun

I am a bit of a freaky fucker, but I'm not THAT twisted.

 

[Inkara1]

Now, fucking ON a nice, soft quilt... that wouldn't be bad... but fucking WITH a nice soft quilt... yeah, that's a no.

 

[tonksy]

Definitely - like quilting.

not a fan?

 

[AlphaTroll]

not a fan?

Well, it's kinda right up there on my list of things to do....along with frontal lobotomy and watching grass grow

 

[AlphaTroll]

There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard.

Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer,

save me, save me!!!"

The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..." Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!" So the horse says,"No No No, I think I can get you." The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my dick." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chickens' life.



Moral of the story???





If you have a dick the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

 

[Inkara1]

That one was physically painful to read.

 

[Nixy]

There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard.

Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get the farmer,

save me, save me!!!"

The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..." Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the farmer!!!" So the horse says,"No No No, I think I can get you." The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my dick." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chickens' life.



Moral of the story???





If you have a dick the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

I LOVE IT

 

[Professur]

I LOVE IT

You love horse dicks?

 

[Nixy]

You love horse dicks?

I love the joke...horse dicks scare me (I once saw a male horse peeing at a farm...I don't even WANNA see what it's like hard...)

 

[Professur]

Who said anything about "seeing"? You've got a few other senses to exploit.

 

[Nixy]

Who said anything about "seeing"? You've got a few other senses to exploit.

OK, to get away from the beastiality part of this cause it just makes it even WORSE...the thought of a man having a penis as big as I imagine a hard horse penis would be scares me...he wouldn't be getting ANYWHERE near me.