men? why?

I've never named mine, thou, my girl named it. funny isn't it?
 
I didn't name mine, rather it spoke to me, demanded to be named, and picked out his own name. I swear it wasn't my idea.
 
Morning wood is an autopilot thingy. Its just the subconscious doing pressure testing while zipping under the layers of REM sleep. It just is. Its pretty much an annoyance... 'cause 90% of the time, we have to pee right after we wake up. It makes for some funny poses in the bathroom.
 
morning wood, let's us know we are alive.

but waiting until the swelling goes down to pee is hell


and thse who want to help...putting ice on it does make the sweling go down, but don't expect us to be thankfull.
 
Yep, morning wood and a piss hard on go hand in hand. Seems the more you have to piss, the more he wants to stand up and be counted.
 
it's a horrible plight, it hurts, we need help.


a morning quicky helps.

just a thought.

think of it as charity, helping the less fortunate?
 
Morning quickies are good, but for gods sake, let us pee first.
 
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