My sweet baby coloured me a picture

[Leslie]

and left it for me on my bed. he loves me NOT

I told him the next time he gets soap. So he's not saying it anymore...what next, cut his arm off?

What a blessing he is. He's grounded to his room for the moment so I don't beat the livin' crap out of him.

 

[Luis G]

He's obviously mad at you, but why?

Does he have a way to have fun in his room? if so, take away all the fun

 

[Leslie]

he's down to pencils and paper in there, so nope...unless he strips his bed and escapes with knotted sheets lol.

GAAAAAAAAAH

he's mad cause...I told him no blasting his clock radio.

 

[Inkara1]

I'm tellin' ya, man... if you want torture, there is only one way to go...

 

[IDLEchild]

hahahahahahaha

Holy shit...thanks Les....I haven't laughed like this in a while. This gets my vote for the coolest thread in all of OTC.

LMAO!!!! I love the draftsmenship.

 

[Inkara1]

In looking at the drawing again... I actually have to give him props for not shortening "you" to "u." That speaks well of your ability to raise a kid.

 

[Luis G]

make him beg for forgiveness, stop talking to him

 

[Winky]

heh heh heh (hic) sry
not funneh

there is a way to deal with this...

 

[Leslie]

run far away

 

[Winky]

sry, not an option

 

[Leslie]

yep...sad but true

 

[unclehobart]

It was crumpled up.. so is it possible that it was pulled from a trashcan by a sibling, smoothed out, and delivered anon?

 

[Leslie]

no, it was crumpled cause he was too mad to let me have smooth paper. *sigh*

 

[unclehobart]

Which ballsy lad are we talking about?

 

[Winky]

Do tell.

 

[Leslie]

the punk, the 7 year old.

 

[A.B.Normal]

and left it for me on my bed.

It coulda been worse,I wouldn't let him watch "The Godfather" if I were you.

 

[chcr]

Well, since Wimpy won't come right out and say it, beat the child!!!!

 

[Leslie]

he punched his brother in the head tonight and got beat.

He was good after that. But I know that was just cause he was plotting the payback.

 

[paul_valaru]

beat him

(tell him you told me, and tell him i burnt the thing he wants)