My sweet baby coloured me a picture

[Nixy]

Its all about consequences.
When my Son was that age
I’d threaten him with being set on fire.

This kid likes fire...

 

[Inkara1]

Yeah, that's probably not the best way to "light a fire under his ass"...

 

[Nixy]

My suggestion is find a very hardcore priest or something and have him preach to the boy for 30min or so...laid back churches are good in my opinion but if the boy is out of hand and religious I'd try a one time scare tactic with someone a little more hardcore then those he is usually exposed to.

 

[Winky]

Actions have consequences.

 

[Leslie]

he got one tonight. He was refusing to obey and stay out of his room, and I was trying to cook, so I grabbed his arm and made him walk around with me. He kept pulling and pulling, so my neighbour took charge of the arm so he wouldn't get burnt, and cause it's fun. He got pissed at that, and started threatening to kick/punch or bite. Her attitude was yeah? go for it! you'll only do it once! He didn't dare do that, but he did come out with a good hearty FUCK YOU!

So I grabbed the Sunlight Ultra dishsoap, and he got soaped.

He's eversonice apologetic and peaceful now.

 

[Nixy]

he got one tonight. He was refusing to obey and stay out of his room, and I was trying to cook, so I grabbed his arm and made him walk around with me. He kept pulling and pulling, so my neighbour took charge of the arm so he wouldn't get burnt, and cause it's fun. He got pissed at that, and started threatening to kick/punch or bite. Her attitude was yeah? go for it! you'll only do it once! He didn't dare do that, but he did come out with a good hearty FUCK YOU!

So I grabbed the Sunlight Ultra dishsoap, and he got soaped.

He's eversonice apologetic and peaceful now.

You think they put tranuilizers of summat in soap now a days? You should start slipping some into his dinner if so

 

[unclehobart]

You're probably guilty of some UN crime against humanity or something now.

 

[Leslie]

Yeah, I figger the Children's Aid should be here any minute.

They can have him.

 

[Nixy]

Yeah, I figger the Children's Aid should be here any minute.

They can have him.

They'd send him back after a day

 

[Winky]

In this country CPS takes YOU to jail!

 

[Leslie]

so tonight, after breaking his toe this morning dropping a peanut butter jar on it, getting soaped at dinner,

he jumped off the windowsill and landed with his heel directly onto a tin can. HUGE smile shaped gash on the bottom of his foot. Whole uncountable whack of stitches on the inside, 9 on the outside.

*sigh*

Mom is still ghastly pale and trying not to hurl 3 hours later.

 

[PT]

so tonight, after breaking his toe this morning dropping a peanut butter jar on it, getting soaped at dinner,

he jumped off the windowsill and landed with his heel directly onto a tin can. HUGE smile shaped gash on the bottom of his foot. Whole uncountable whack of stitches on the inside, 9 on the outside.

*sigh*

Mom is still ghastly pale and trying not to hurl 3 hours later.

Well, at least you know he can't outrun you now?

 

[Leslie]

we were heckling him about that while waiting for the Dr.

 

[Inkara1]

Tetanis shot?

 

[Leslie]

yep, that was an added fun bonus at the end of the ordeal. At least he's good for 10 years with that one now.

 

[paul_valaru]

so tonight, after breaking his toe this morning dropping a peanut butter jar on it, getting soaped at dinner,

he jumped off the windowsill and landed with his heel directly onto a tin can. HUGE smile shaped gash on the bottom of his foot. Whole uncountable whack of stitches on the inside, 9 on the outside.

*sigh*

Mom is still ghastly pale and trying not to hurl 3 hours later.

karma

 

[MrBishop]

we were heckling him about that while waiting for the Dr.

Give him a day or so...he'll be running in no time. Leaving little red footprints everywhere he goes, but running

 

[Leslie]

ew I just pictured him running on all them stitches

 

[Professur]

so tonight, after breaking his toe this morning dropping a peanut butter jar on it, getting soaped at dinner,

he jumped off the windowsill and landed with his heel directly onto a tin can. HUGE smile shaped gash on the bottom of his foot. Whole uncountable whack of stitches on the inside, 9 on the outside.

*sigh*

Mom is still ghastly pale and trying not to hurl 3 hours later.

Now you let the priest at him.

 

[Leslie]

He has Sunday School this Sunday. He's missed a couple weeks, so maybe that's half of it.