My sweet baby coloured me a picture

MrBishop

Well-Known Member
Leslie said:
He has Sunday School this Sunday. He's missed a couple weeks, so maybe that's half of it.
Better ask the teachers to double-up on the Hellfire and Damnation bits... :)
 

Professur

Well-Known Member
Leslie said:
But then he'll tell me again that I'm a sinner and going to hell.

*can't win*

That's the bitch about bringing up yer kids with religion. You sometimes actually have to live what you teach.

But you could always ask him if he really wants to hold your hand on the elevator down.
 

Luis G

<i><b>Problemator</b></i>
Staff member
To hell with priests, he needs this:

Pala-pizzero-765-w.jpg
 

A.B.Normal

New Member
Leslie said:
he got one tonight. He was refusing to obey and stay out of his room, and I was trying to cook, so I grabbed his arm and made him walk around with me. He kept pulling and pulling, so my neighbour took charge of the arm so he wouldn't get burnt, and cause it's fun. He got pissed at that, and started threatening to kick/punch or bite. Her attitude was yeah? go for it! you'll only do it once! He didn't dare do that, but he did come out with a good hearty FUCK YOU!

So I grabbed the Sunlight Ultra dishsoap, and he got soaped.

He's eversonice apologetic and peaceful now.



A.B.Normal said:
:alienhuh: So you don't think DAD may just encourage this line of thought do you,from what you've mentioned of him he does seem slightly ......ummm.....unique***.
 
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