Now That I Am 30 Years Old..
- Thread starter Hoon
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unclehobart
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I can't wait to be a decrepid, toothless 90 year old man on the porch of the local retirement home rocking back and forth wearing a Motley Crue sweatshirt and hucking whiskey bottles at anything young that strays into range.
AlphaTroll
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Yeah, that's what he said. Phoned him the other night, but it kept ringing.
And on another occasion I got through....but to another Oz altogether.
I miss him too.
And on another occasion I got through....but to another Oz altogether.
I miss him too.
AlphaTroll
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unclehobart said:
Hey - you can come live in our little home with us....tonksy too....and anyone else! make it an OTC Retirement Village
And if I bothered to read a few posts up I'd have seen Hoon had already taken credit for such a geeky suggestion
Sorry Hoon dear - the geekiness is all yours.
unclehobart
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Where would this home be? I figure that by the time we are 90, the white man will have been expunged from RSA. We wont have a place a rest in this cruel cruel world.AlphaTroll said:Hey - you can come live in our little home with us....tonksy too....and anyone else! make it an OTC Retirement Village
And if I bothered to read a few posts up I'd have seen Hoon had already taken credit for such a geeky suggestion
Sorry Hoon dear - the geekiness is all yours.
AlphaTroll
New Member
When you're 90 I'll be a frisky 70 something.....so there won't be much time to rest.
But I reckon by that time I'd have found a nice villa somewhere in the caribbean.......where the only medication is a fat joint every hour
(what do you mean by the time we're 90 the white man will be expunged.....dude, I'm 25 and it's happening already)
But I reckon by that time I'd have found a nice villa somewhere in the caribbean.......where the only medication is a fat joint every hour
(what do you mean by the time we're 90 the white man will be expunged.....dude, I'm 25 and it's happening already)
*snicker* Most geekish? Why do I get a feeling there will be more?! *lol*
Besides, you're not really geekish until you say the word "lol" in real life instead of laughing at someone's joke.
Anywho ... I'm seriously looking forward to 28. I thin that will be a fun year, though I don't know why. But 24 is scaring the shit out of me. I think if I get a JEEP next year it will help, though. In fact, I'm almost certain a JEEP will cure it all.
unclehobart
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How about Vermont? ... that is if a town can be found there at all.
AlphaTroll
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Nah, I'd prefer one that doesn't stink. So let's go for something a little further from the sewage pipes.
unclehobart
New Member
Then I suggest we steer clear of the dreaded chili deBish lest we all become the aforementioned open sewers ourselves.
AlphaTroll
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I was sorta thinking we'd forgo eating alltogether in favour of a more holistic approach to elderly debauchery.
unclehobart
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Gotta eat something ...if you catch my meaning.
AlphaTroll
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Yeah, but I won't swallow anything that gives me gass.......god knows at that age I may not be able to hold it in.
Anyone heard of Eddie Glenn? He is a professor at a college in Talequah, Oklahoma I believe. Anyway, he cut a low-budget cd called "Un PC". Very good cd, if you're not easily offended.
Anyway, this thread brings to mind his song #2 on the album (I forget the title)
Well there once was a time, or so I'm told
When people knew when they was old
They voluntarily walked out and died in the snow
Just to keep the village from starving
But nowadays the old just suck off the young
And brag about things they probably never done
Drive around in Winnebagos annoying everyone
And I find this somewhat alarming.
Well the problem is medical technology
Lettin' people get older than they used to be
And how this affects the young folks you see
Is someone's gotta support 'em.
Now I realize you gotta have respect for the old
An' listen to what they say, and do what you're told
But at the risk of sounding just a little bit cold
I don't think we can afford 'em.
They take a quarter of a paycheck that's supposed to be yours
Just to keep the old codgers socially secure
It's keepin' them comfortable but it's keepin' us poor
And they wonder why we drive so fast.
Well the reason we're running you down you Old Farts
Is we're trying to get to Hardee's, Taco Bell, and Wal-Mart
To work for minimum wage and take part
In supporting your wrinkled old ass.
Then they say things like
"We're not dead yet" and
"We still can vote"
"You'll be old some day, too, you knooow"
Well I realize that may be so, but I still say we do things my way.
Mandatory genocide at 65.
They take up less space dead than alive
And you'll never get stuck behind a winnebago driving 40 miles an hour down the highway.
NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. All lyrics are property of Eddie Glenn as far as I know.
No offense intended.
Anyway, this thread brings to mind his song #2 on the album (I forget the title)
Well there once was a time, or so I'm told
When people knew when they was old
They voluntarily walked out and died in the snow
Just to keep the village from starving
But nowadays the old just suck off the young
And brag about things they probably never done
Drive around in Winnebagos annoying everyone
And I find this somewhat alarming.
Well the problem is medical technology
Lettin' people get older than they used to be
And how this affects the young folks you see
Is someone's gotta support 'em.
Now I realize you gotta have respect for the old
An' listen to what they say, and do what you're told
But at the risk of sounding just a little bit cold
I don't think we can afford 'em.
They take a quarter of a paycheck that's supposed to be yours
Just to keep the old codgers socially secure
It's keepin' them comfortable but it's keepin' us poor
And they wonder why we drive so fast.
Well the reason we're running you down you Old Farts
Is we're trying to get to Hardee's, Taco Bell, and Wal-Mart
To work for minimum wage and take part
In supporting your wrinkled old ass.
Then they say things like
"We're not dead yet" and
"We still can vote"
"You'll be old some day, too, you knooow"
Well I realize that may be so, but I still say we do things my way.
Mandatory genocide at 65.
They take up less space dead than alive
And you'll never get stuck behind a winnebago driving 40 miles an hour down the highway.
NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED. All lyrics are property of Eddie Glenn as far as I know.
No offense intended.
Gato_Solo
Out-freaking-standing OTC member
catocom said:gee Hoon your only 30.
I hope you don't hit a big depression like my sister did when she hit 40.
The big 4 0 will be my turn next year, and it won't bother me a bit.
I still don't, and probably won't have any kids. (of my own)
Crumbsnatchers... The lot of ya. You kids wouldn't know old until it bites you in the nether regions.
paul_valaru
100% Pure Canadian Beef
Gato_Solo said:Crumbsnatchers... The lot of ya. You kids wouldn't know old until it bites you in the nether regions.
we might not notice it then...if it's old, it ain't got no teeth