*pffff* *feathers flying*

[kuulani]

500 points for nalani!

Driving to work this morning, I see a dead bird on the road ... and feathers EVERY WHERE!! Guess who hit it!!

 

[Jeslek]

Luis, what are you doing in Hawaii?

 

[kuulani]

Or maybe it was fury testing out his new license

 

[Psycho]

*doublechecks the front of his car*


nope, still the same red color... don't know if that's a good or a bad thing though

 

[Stop Laughing]

Aw, I thought there was a pillowfight...

 

[Psycho]

Well, we can always start one....


*grabs pillow and runs screaming towards kuulani*



*lots of feathers*





*even more feathers*







*damn, that must have been a huge pillow*

 

[nalani]

it was kinda cool ... in a "sorry-I-killed-a-bird" sorta way ... it was just like the cartoons! I was driving ... and you know, birds usually just move out of the way instictively ... well, I guess this one was stoopid and it just sat there ... I hit it and looked in my rear view mirror and *poof* .. feathers were everywhere ... my 10 year-old Yogi Master said "hey mom - that's bad karma" .. I said "umm.. yeah ... for the bird"




*moment of silence for the bird*

 

[PT]

*moment of silence for the bird*

Ok, I will, just as soon as I stop giggling.

 

[HomeLAN]

North Georgia is chicken raising country. As a result, the highways are full of flatbed 18 wheelers packed high with chicken cages. Once in awhile, one figures out how to open the cage.

It's a rare trip to my Mom's place up north without seeing at least one red spot on the freeway surrounded by feathers...

 

[Luis G]

i don't remember, i was fdunrk

j/k

 

[kuulani]

*grabs pillow and runs screaming towards kuulani*

Oh yeah? Bring it on
*grabs two pillows and goes in for the attack*

 

[Psycho]

Oh yeah? Bring it on
*grabs two pillows and goes in for the attack*

oh no

It's time for the suprise attack


*grabs his pillow with the small empty-nut-thingies inside of it which I don't know the english name for but make it pretty heavy for a pillow, so it'll punch kuu to the ground while perfectly adapting to her body *

 

[kuulani]

are you talking about soba kawa pillows?

*throws pillow aside and grabs water gun*

 

[nalani]

*didn't I go to school with a Michelle Sobakawa?*

*tosses some of them North Georgia chickens in a pillowcase and hands it to ku'u for her next sneak attack* .. sorry sis .. didn't have time to actually pluck all the feathers

 

[Psycho]

Yeah, those kind of things! The translation was 'Buckwheat Pillow' btw



*throws pillow aside, grabs Kärcher and stands still across kuu, clint eastwood-style, with the sun in the back *

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire 2 gallons of water or 340. Well, do you feel lucky, punk?

 

[kuulani]

*sneaks behind psycho with bucket of ice water before pouring it over him*

*hitting a very wet psycho with pillows stuffed with North Georgia chickens*

 

[nalani]

*forgot what I was gonna post*

 

[Professur]

I popped a quail or partridge this summer like that. But I got it square under the tire. Blew guts across the entire road. But the worst is taking something like a seagull off the windshield at speed. Splat.

 

[kuulani]

I hit a dog once *bump*

and before any one of you accuse me of hitting the dog on purpose, it ran out in front of my car before i had a chance to stop

 

[Professur]

Well, that's not funny.