Public enemy #1

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
CHEETOS!

Flamin' Hot Cheetos to be exact.

The nanny state is now going after what it deems unacceptable eating behavior by name.

SOURCE

Schools Crack Down on Cheetos

Posted in Top Stories | 186 comments

Oct 16, 2012
By Todd Starnes

Teachers across several states are patrolling hallways searching for students in possession of snack food contraband but there’s one hot & spicy treat that is Enemy Number One – Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

“We don’t allow candy, and we don’t allow Hot Cheetos,” Rita Exposito, principal of Jackson Elementary School in Pasadena, Calif., told the Chicago Tribune. “We don’t encourage other chips, but if we see Hot Cheetos, we confiscate them – sometimes after the child has already eaten most of them.”

Yes, you read that correctly. Teachers at Jackson Elementary school confiscate contraband bags of Cheetos.


A spokesman for the Pasadena School system told Fox News that the ban was part of a district-wide wellness policy – and that most of the guidelines come from the federal government.

The spokesman said during school hours they are responsible for the students – and that includes their health.

There are reports of similar Cheetos crackdowns in Illinois and New Mexico.

In Albuquerque, a seventh grade health teacher sent a letter to parents calling for a ban on the Frito-Lay product.

The teacher at Lyndon B. Johnson M idle School warned parents that Hot Cheetos are not only unhealthy but can also spread germs – because the students share their Cheetos. The teacher also complained to parents that the snack food is too messy.

“They have that red dye in them and the kids get that all over their hands and track it all over everything and the custodians have to clean it up,” Albuquerque Schools spokesman John Miller told Fox News. “They’re not big fans of that.”

For the record, Miller said there’s not a district-wide ban on Cheetos.

“She wanted to explain to them how they really aren’t very good for you,” he said, defending the teachers’ letter. “She broke down the fat content and calories. She wanted to share the information with the parents.”

Parents were also required to sign the letter and return it to the school.

“Cheetos are not banned,” he said. “The teacher encouraged the parents to watch the amount of snacks that go to school with kids – either in lunches or worse yet – as lunches.”

The Chicago Tribune reported that several charter schools – and the entire Rockford School District – have banned the snack food by name – because of nutritional concerns.

Frito-Lay released the following statement to Fox News:
“Frito-Lay is committed to responsible and ethical marketing practices, which includes not marketing our products to children ages 12 and under. We also do not decide which snacks are available on school campuses and do not sell snack products directly to schools.”

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2minkey

bootlicker
yeah wow jim public enemy number one... the drama is getting so absurdly thick...

hey, guess what? this shit has been going on for a long time, with parents FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE (yes, from real research, n=~1000) getting all busy about it.
 

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
You need to read for comprehension or read the story at all before you comment.

FIRST SENTENCE FROM THE STORY

... but there’s one hot & spicy treat that is Enemy Number One – Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Note that the words Enemy Number One are capitalized. Capitalization means things. Go back to grammar 101.
 

Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
HEY LOOK!!! More pointless government interference that minx says doesn't exist
 

2minkey

bootlicker
still waiting for you to tell me what you've been prevented from doing. the only thing you've ever spit up that is even arguably substantial is some shit about your wife not being able to make baked goods because of the building code, though given your overly dramatic nature and delusions of persecution, i'm inclined to dismiss that as an excuse.

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Gonz

molṑn labé
Staff member
Wow! Are you so seriously deluded that you can't see what happens to you every day? We are completely inundated by government regulation.

Get on a plane.
Buy a beer.
Go to a sports facility.
Drive a car.
Smoke a cigarette.
Get married.
Buy insurance.
Eat your veggies.
Take a cab.
Buy a gun.
Open a business.
Close a business.
Hire a gardener.
Get a home loan.
Get a student loan.

There is nothing in your life that governmen hasn't touched. Outside of stopping theft (in any of its myriad of forms), 99% of it is unneeded & obtrusive.
 

2minkey

bootlicker
you don't have to eat any veggies.

so you think the roads should be a free-for-all, with no insurance requirement?

so when are you hiring the gardener?
 

Gotholic

Well-Known Member
Just to point out, car insurance and seat belts (if I'm not mistaken) is mandated by the state governments, not the federal government. However, New Hampshire is the only state that doesn't require you to have car insurance. Still ridiculous either way.
 

jimpeel

Well-Known Member
You are correct. They are mandated by the state governments which will lose federal funding if they do not implement the federal mandate that they do so.
 

Winky

Well-Known Member
ha ha Peel purdy durned good for a Wal-Mart cashier
hellava lot better than our supposed Constitutional Law professor President!
 

2minkey

bootlicker
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and now you have to buy health insurance too

That's how it used to be before the insurance lobby got the politicians to create a law requiring every driver to buy their product.
ha ha Peel purdy durned good for a Wal-Mart cashier

hellava lot better than our supposed Constitutional Law professor President!

the health insurance mandate is a problem.

as to the rest... i cannot imagine the heavy burdens that have been placed on your souls that long to be free.

here's something that you'll like.

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Winky

Well-Known Member
just because you don't pay taxes doesn't mean the rest of us don't
quit being such a 47%'er
 

Winky

Well-Known Member
and you are getting more than your money's worth fer sure
You are an evil 1%'er and should pay moar!
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