Queef

[Inkara1]

okay...so...here is a graphic explanation...ever been doing it doggy style with your tushy in the air? then you move your tush to point downward and all the air that was being pumped into you is expelled? that's the only time it's happened to me...that i can think of.

I've farted while cumming before.

 

[tonksy]

I've farted while cumming before.

is that possible? i'd imagine that to be a strange sensation.

 

[HomeLAN]

I've farted while cumming before.

Last of the true romantics.

 

[greenfreak]

Try this (if you're this flexible):

Start out missionary, you on bottom.
Then lift your knees towards your head.
Have him help you by putting his inner elbows at the back of your knees.
Increase until your calves are resting on his shoulders.

After some "motion" once you put your legs down, that might do it.

There was a radio station here that had the "6 o'clock Queef". Women would call up and queef over the phone. You have to question how many were faking it but that's quality programming.

These same shock jocks were taken off the air for another yearly stunt called "Sex for Sam" where couples would get points for having sex in public places. Along with them was a judge to confirm the places and actual penetration. It was sponsored by Jim Cook from Sam Adams beer.

They were found out when a couple had sex inside St. Patrick's Cathedral.

 

[BeardofPants]

Nope Greenie, I routinely have sex like that as it's one of my favourite positions.

 

[Professur]

So, how'd it go? Did you queef?

 

[Inkara1]

 

[BeardofPants]

....

Nope.

I tried it lots as well.

 

[Winky]

queef.

...

Anyone know what this is?

I know what it is. Unitl now I never knew it
had a name

the wife and I learned years ago how to avoid such an undesirable event.

 

[Professur]

....

Nope.

I tried it lots as well.

Well, keep trying. I've confidence in you.

 

[Leslie]

I know what it is. Unitl now I never knew it
had a name

the wife and I learned years ago how to avoid such an undesirable event.

abstinence?

 

[BeardofPants]

Well, keep trying. I've confidence in you.

Why proff, I didn't know you keered.

 

[Winky]

No Les proper procedure Heh Heh

 

[BeardofPants]

May the Queef be with you?

 

[Professur]

Anyone wanna declare a queef?

 

[K62]

we must be cruder up here...it's a pussy fart here

Haha. YES! That is what I have always known it as too.

 

[BeardofPants]

Still nope. Mebbe I should stick an elephant up there.

 

[K62]

An elephant eh?

Youch!

If you really want to "queef" maybe just his trunk, and get him to blow air into it.

I know from experience blowing air into er works. Made me stop and laugh my ass off the first time too.

 

[Leslie]

I hope she doesn't read here

 

[K62]

LOL

She laughed too, it's all good.