State of the Union Address

Discussion in 'The Real World' started by catocom, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. catocom Person of Interest Well-Known Member

  2. Cerise Well-Known Member

    I will have to read about it. I can't take the droning echoing voice, the head swiveling, the elitistism & self-righteousness that oozes from my TV every time he appears on it.
  3. Cerise Well-Known Member

    Palin's advice to Barry on SoTU:


    Mr. President: Please Try, "I'm Listening, People," Instead of "Listen Up, People!"


  4. Cerise Well-Known Member

    Oft-repeated catch phrase of the night?

    1. Let me be clear

    2. Jobs created

    3. Inherited

    4. I

    5. Me

    6. My

    7. Make no mistake

    8. Both sides of the isle

    9. Eight years of

    10. Back from the brink
  5. Cerise Well-Known Member

  6. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    State of the Obamanation


    I'd rather be waterboarded, to DEATH!

    At least that wouldn't take another 3 years to be over.
  7. MrBishop Fuckin' Idealist on Holiday. CYA Well-Known Member

    So..he's betting against it, then. No real surprise..it's a fool bet. He's about as ready to say that as he is of saying something stupid, like "You betcha"
  8. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    One year of wrecking the country.

    1. Let me be clear (I lie!)

    2. Jobs created (well lost actually)

    3. Inherited (shuckin' responsiblity)

    4. I I I

    5. Me Me Me Me

    6. My Mine Me It's all about me

    7. Make no mistake (that's my job)

    8. Both sides of the aisle (hate me)

    9. Eight years of (what I should start doing)

    10. Back from the brink (over the falls, like my polls)

    Blame Boosh!
  9. catocom Person of Interest Well-Known Member

    What I think won't be heard, if he says anything about what Needs to be done, is...
    what group of groups of people it will affect.
    How it will affect each group, and why.

    It just seems he's still in the "different rules for different groups" mode.
    I'm not talking about communism, I'm just talking about his elitism.

    If he's going to go after the so-called Rich, will it be spread fairly over that group,
    or will 'favorites' Sill be played through loopholes...
  10. catocom Person of Interest Well-Known Member

    Re: One year of wrecking the country.

    I wonder IF, and How the word 'transparency' might be used.
  11. Cerise Well-Known Member

    12/1 God Bless America

    14/1 War on terror

    33/1 Divided, we are bound to fail

    40/1 We can work together to keep our country safe

    66/1 Legacy of our forbearers

    66/1 Where I learned the meaning of my Christian faith
  12. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

  13. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    we can't wait three years!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh and SO did old Milton
  14. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

  15. Mirlyn shutterbug Well-Known Member

    Event - Instructions

    Obama says "let me be clear" - Do one shot

    Obama says "change isn't easy" - Do one shot

    Obama says "make no mistake" - Do one shot

    Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." - He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

    Joe Wilson yells something - Do two shots

    Obama yells back - Finish the bottle

    Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

    Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

    Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot

    Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

    Obama mentions Bo - Put beer in your dog's water bowl

    Michelle Obama wears a sleeveless dress - Do one shot

    Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over - Do three shots

    Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" - Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

    Obama says he's "fighting for you" - Do one shot, two if you believe him
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  16. catocom Person of Interest Well-Known Member

  17. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    Re: Event instructions

    :bgtup: :bgtup:
  18. ResearchMonkey Bigoted homophobic white supremacist trailer trash Well-Known Member

    That's a dangerous game. I hope someone is ready to drive the lot of you to the hospital.

    I'll watch it, also duct tape.
  19. Cerise Well-Known Member

  20. Winky Banned Well-Known Member

    Only the good stuff for you eh Cerise?

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