State of the Union Address

[Cerise]

I'm gettin' out the blender for strawberry margs! Yeha!

 

[Gonz]

"let me be clear

One shot per...and don't plan to drive

I

One shot per...plan on not waking up.

 

[Cerise]

I just got a new bottle! Salt and a lime squeeze, anyone?

 

[Cerise]

'Hannity' Obtains Copy of Pre-State of the Union Talking Points

Now earlier today we spoke directly with the White House, and although they would not confirm nor deny the authenticity of this e-mail we believe it is the real thing.

Now the official talking points, they're split into three specific categories that the White House calls rescue, rebuild and restore. But each and every bullet point on this two-page document simply ignores reality.

Now take for example the ridiculous assertion that the.......

What time is this thing on, anyway?

 

[Winky]

State of the Union, totally trashed!

ZOMGawd I have this mental image of a totally sauced up Cerise
watching the Union speech screaming, yelling and throwing things!

 

[Gonz]

9PM you drunken whore

 

[Winky]

State of disrepair of the Union Address.

I’m sure ‘you lie” is the least of the epithets that will be hurled.

 

[Cerise]

Awwww, Jeeze Louise......this is historic.

 

[Cerise]

*Hic* No wait, I meant hysteric.

 

[Cerise]

.....and Bingo was his name-o.

 

[Cerise]

Oh, shit. I need a nap. Is a replay gonna be on later tonight? As long as it's on FoxNews? I wanna make sure I set my DVR.

 

[Winky]

Oh don't worry, go ahead and get some rest
when you wake up this nightmare will still be in progress.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

Oy vey.

 

[Gonz]

I walked out. Couldn't take it. I think Ford was the last time I didn't finish a SotU.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

LOL, you made it though all the Jimmy Carter hemm&haw's?

 

[Gonz]

I was young & stupid

 

[Dave]

wow

this thread has reached new levels of pointlessness

and thats saying something for this place....

 

[catocom]

Event - Instructions

Obama says "let me be clear" - Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" - Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" - Do one shot

Obama says "jobs" - Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" - Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal - Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal - STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Good think I quit drinking.
It'd be rehab time.

Man I'm glad Jindal didn't do the rebuttal this time.
The Va. Gov. actually did give me a little hope personally.
At least it sounded like he'd been listening, and actually considering the current populous ideas.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

Dae, did you see the SotU?

 

[Gonz]

wow

this thread has reached new levels of pointlessness

and thats saying something for this place....

Welcome to the club


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