The God/Sexual Innuendo/Cute Fuzzy animals/I'm bored/I'm horny/Keep it ontopic Thread

[unclehobart]

I got a letter!

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

from Ed McMahon?

 

[tonksy]

i'm still waiting on a postcard...[cough]paul[/cough]....

 

[Professur]

I'm still trying to send a set of headphones.

 

[tommyj27]

 

[Thulsa Doom]

http://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/~jon/humor/video/crispy.wmv

 

[AlphaTroll]

Really? You're missing out. Friendly advice, when you get one of those TVs that let you smell the commericals, avoid the deodorant commercials. Just trust me on that one.

Hey that's like my scratch & sniff porn sites for the blind! Well, almost anyway.

 

[BeardofPants]

okay...so long as BoP gets to steal his pants....can i wear the orgasmatron?

Hmm. There are just some pants I don't touch with a ten foot barge pole. I'll set fire to them though... *gives Squigs a wedgie*

Why does fake tan stuff smell so bad? *wrinkles nose*

 

[AlphaTroll]

It's not wine - you're not supposed to sniff it before you drink it. Think of it as Stroh rum, just chug it back

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

Why does fake tan stuff smell so bad? *wrinkles nose*

as punishment for those stupid enough to use it, I believe...

 

[paul_valaru]

Why does fake tan stuff smell so bad? *wrinkles nose*

anything that turns you that shade of orange can't smell great

 

[MrBishop]

anything that turns you that shade of orange can't smell great

What about masturbating after watching porn and eating Cheetos?

 

[paul_valaru]

What about masturbating after watching porn and eating Cheetos?

will never happen


I don't eat cheetos

 

[tonksy]

i don't eat cheetos

i do...

 

[paul_valaru]

i do...

.....I know I should have a comeback for this, but I'm drawing a blank

 

[tonksy]

.....I know I should have a comeback for this, but I'm drawing a blank

quite by design, pauly.

 

[Professur]

Its about time OTC got back to NORMAL.

* twists Ms Ann Thrope's nipples and streaks off nekkid....

Interesting. So they were at it before PiL.


and the headphones finally made it.