Well.........ok:
For starters, folks who drive like I do.......
Times when my boys act like me, (in my worst moments).......
When my tired old car starts leakin' a strange new fluid.....
When my fiance' calls me on the carpet fer words or actions that are undeniably wrong, an' I 'ave to jus' face myself an' admit it.....
When my compu starts actin' "funny"! That's enough to make me feel like showin' it how little regard I really 'ave fer the frickin' lump a plastic an' glass that it really is!
An' ofcourse, when the toilet overflows at home! (specially since my bath 'as carpet...............damn that sucks!!